Here's another one that I've dedicated much thought to:

Do all of those little lizards in Florida have like a little little lizard military?

I ask this because every time I see them, they're always doing push-ups.

Nope, they are calling you out, one on one, mano a mano!  Stop being a pansy and take those lizards out!!!!!!!!!!

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At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Here's another one that I've dedicated much thought to:

Do all of those little lizards in Florida have like a little little lizard military?

I ask this because every time I see them, they're always doing push-ups.

Nope, they are calling you out, one on one, mano a mano!  Stop being a pansy and take those lizards out!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but I'm scared to death of those little buggers.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Nope, they are calling you out, one on one, mano a mano!  Stop being a pansy and take those lizards out!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but I'm scared to death of those little buggers.

Get a cat then, preferably a Siamese.  They have no fear of a Cuban Brown Anole, unlike some humans.  

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Nope, they are calling you out, one on one, mano a mano!  Stop being a pansy and take those lizards out!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but I'm scared to death of those little buggers.

Get a cat then, preferably a Siamese.  They have no fear of a Cuban Brown Anole, unlike some humans.  

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

I would, but I'm scared to death of those little buggers.

Get a cat then, preferably a Siamese.  They have no fear of a Cuban Brown Anole, unlike some humans.  

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I would, but I'm scared to death of those little buggers.

Get a cat then, preferably a Siamese.  They have no fear of a Cuban Brown Anole, unlike some humans.

You can say that again.

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Ok, I just realized this one.

There is a section call board feedback.

First of all, the board has never fed me, so how can I feed it back?

Plus, I don't know where to stuff the big mac. Does it go into the blue ray drive? I can't figure this one out.

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OK, I really need help with this one, because I'm going broke. At the bottom of the main page, it reads the following:

Questions or concerns about this ad? Take a screenshot and comment in the thread. We do value your feedback.

Now, every time I pull out my gun and shoot the screen it stops working. Then I have to buy a new monitor. Plus, the neighbors keep calling the cops on me. I show them this message, and they leave me alone though.

I just can't figure this one out though, and desperately need help.

PS: I've bought like 10 monitors this week alone, so don't go calling me a liar....

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

Sounds a little painful to be honest.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

Sounds a little painful to be honest.

But, the entertainment factor would be off the charts.

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Are boxers shorts or underwear?

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Are boxers shorts or underwear?

Underwear. The easy access fly is the determining factor.

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I’ve known a person who apparently thinks it’s ok walk outside his house in just boxers. I’d assume he thinks they’re shorts. He’s wrong on both counts obviously.

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Are boxers shorts or underwear?

Underwear. The easy access fly is the determining factor.

What if you wear briefs underneath?

I’ve known a person who apparently thinks it’s ok walk outside his house in just boxers.  I’d assume he thinks they’re shorts.  He’s wrong on both counts obviously.

Why ya wanna rat me out like that?

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Underwear. The easy access fly is the determining factor.

What if you wear briefs underneath?

I’ve known a person who apparently thinks it’s ok walk outside his house in just boxers.  I’d assume he thinks they’re shorts.  He’s wrong on both counts obviously.

Why ya wanna rat me out like that?

Only if the fly opening is from the opposite direction.

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Are boxers shorts or underwear?

If there is no gate to keep the animals back, boxers!

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Do women wear makeup for themselves, other women, or men?

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Do women wear makeup for themselves, other women, or men?

I say yes.

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Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

Not as enjoyable as a topless carwash.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Do women wear makeup for themselves, other women, or men?

Ourselves mostly. Sometimes to impress other woman with our mad makeup skills. Men dont know highlighter from a hole in the ground. 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

Seems a natural during breast cancer awareness month. Much better than pink uniforms.

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

Topless cheerleaders?

Discuss....

Not as enjoyable as a topless carwash.

I didn't realize Dakota's contribution to this thread when I revived it.  His humor is certainly missed.

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Are boxers shorts or underwear?

If there is no gate to keep the animals back, boxers!

So if I wear briefs underneath they are PJ's.  Take that Biscuit!  Ha!

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Do women wear makeup for themselves, other women, or men?

Ourselves mostly. Sometimes to impress other woman with our mad makeup skills. Men dont know highlighter from a hole in the ground. 

The question AND the answer here have me flummoxed, whatever that means.

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