(10-16-2017, 06:39 PM)TJBender Wrote:

(10-16-2017, 04:59 PM)Byron LeftTown Wrote: It is rumored that the Jaguars have refunded 1000+ season tickets in recent weeks.

It is rumored that Hitler retired to a beach in Argentina. (This one has a lot of evidence behind it.)

It is rumored that the reason for the quantum leap in aviation technology between 1950-1970 is due to reverse engineering of alien technology.  (Although unproven, it certainly makes sense.)

It is rumored that the guy that played Jake in that State Farm commercial has died. (Who?)

It is rumored that the guy that played Jake in that State Farm commercial has died again. (Who?)

It is rumored that the guy that played Jake--forget it, Jake. It's State Farm. (What?)

It is rumored that the Jaguars will trade a first-round pick for Eli Manning. (If this happens, I'll slit my wrist!)

It is rumored that Walt Disney's head is frozen in a basement somewhere. (Cryogenics is junk science.)

It is rumored that Ty Cobb is Walt Disney's roommate. (That's a new one.)

It is rumored that Elvis isn't dead. He just went home. (He's dead. If he wasn't, why would you start a rumor you died on the toilet? That's how you would want people to remember you? If he was alive, he would've come up with a better way to "die".)

Do you have any proof for your rumor? Because I sure don't for mine.

Except the Elvis one. That's totally true. Tommy Lee Jones said so. (Tommy Lee Jones is a great actor, but he's also a senile, old fart.)