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Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders

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#1
10-26-2017, 09:04 PM

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders

Police are looking for a man seen masturbating twice on subways in the city in the last month.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Sub...07623.html
Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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10-26-2017, 09:12 PM

So now Winger is in New York?


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10-26-2017, 09:46 PM

Nose picking and tugging the wanker? He sure can multitask!
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10-27-2017, 04:55 AM

I call this a typical New Yorker.
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10-27-2017, 08:41 AM

Hey I stay the hell out of NY.. But I do have a lotta kin up there
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10-27-2017, 10:17 AM

(10-26-2017, 09:46 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Nose picking and tugging the wanker? He sure can multitask!

At the same time?  That seems like it would take some skill.  Or a lot of practice.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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10-27-2017, 10:24 AM

(10-27-2017, 10:17 AM)Rico Wrote:
(10-26-2017, 09:46 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Nose picking and tugging the wanker? He sure can multitask!

At the same time?  That seems like it would take some skill.  Or a lot of practice.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Sounds like a patting your head and rubbing your tummy kind of thing. Coordination is key!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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10-27-2017, 12:27 PM

I'm kind of impressed. Add to the aforementioned activity the balance needed on the subway and that is some skill!
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10-27-2017, 03:49 PM

Again, I'm wondering what keywords drive The Drifter's newsfeed filter.
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10-27-2017, 04:06 PM

(10-27-2017, 10:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(10-27-2017, 10:17 AM)Rico Wrote: At the same time?  That seems like it would take some skill.  Or a lot of practice.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Sounds like a patting your head and rubbing your tummy kind of thing. Coordination is key!

It's surprisingly easy actually.
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10-27-2017, 04:19 PM

(10-27-2017, 03:49 PM)rollerjag Wrote: Again, I'm wondering what keywords drive The Drifter's newsfeed filter.

I just read Drudge, that's where I found this one
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10-27-2017, 06:08 PM

(10-27-2017, 04:06 PM)DragonFury Wrote:
(10-27-2017, 10:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Sounds like a patting your head and rubbing your tummy kind of thing. Coordination is key!

It's surprisingly easy actually.


So we finally know who the culprit is...
(10-27-2017, 03:49 PM)rollerjag Wrote: Again, I'm wondering what keywords drive The Drifter's newsfeed filter.

I hope he has a designated person to clean his search history if anything ever happens to him!
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10-30-2017, 12:08 PM (This post was last modified: 10-30-2017, 12:09 PM by HURRICANE!!!.)

Who in their right mind would pick their nose on the subway?   That's disgusting !!!
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10-30-2017, 08:17 PM

Let's be honest. At some point in our lives, we have all been nose picking masturbators.
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11-02-2017, 05:21 PM (This post was last modified: 11-02-2017, 08:19 PM by Jags.)

(10-30-2017, 08:17 PM)rollerjag Wrote: Let's be honest. At some point in our lives, we have all been nose picking masturbators.

Ummm...speak for yourself.   I don’t want boogers on my iPad. Such a turn off.
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