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Wisconsin man gets locked in beer cooler, starts drinking

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10-28-2017, 07:48 AM

Wisconsin man gets locked in beer cooler, starts drinking

For most people, being locked overnight in a convenience store's beer cooler would be cause for concern, even panic. For one Wisconsin man, it was cause to start drinking.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/1...nking.html
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10-28-2017, 10:26 PM

I'd do the same. Gotta stay warm somehow, right?
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10-28-2017, 11:24 PM

Homer Simpson is real!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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10-29-2017, 05:18 AM

Sensible guy.
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10-29-2017, 11:08 AM

Quote:Marshfield police Chief Rick Gramza told WAOW that Van Ert "knew that Kwik Trip would not sell him any beer, so he decided to remain in the beer cooler.


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10-30-2017, 12:07 PM

Locked in a beer cooler and you grab an Icehouse? I think he then came to his senses and subsequently drank 3 Four Lokos which have a higher alcohol content.

I'd love to see him turn around and sue the store for neglecting to take the necessary safety precautions to prevent innocent customers from being locked in the cooler.
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11-02-2017, 03:30 PM

Six hours of beer drinking. Where did he pee.
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11-02-2017, 05:13 PM

(11-02-2017, 03:30 PM)Rico Wrote: Six hours of beer drinking.  Where did he pee.

Empty bottles
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