Wisconsin man gets locked in beer cooler, starts drinking

For most people, being locked overnight in a convenience store's beer cooler would be cause for concern, even panic. For one Wisconsin man, it was cause to start drinking.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/1...nking.html

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I'd do the same. Gotta stay warm somehow, right?

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Homer Simpson is real!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Sensible guy.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Marshfield police Chief Rick Gramza told WAOW that Van Ert "knew that Kwik Trip would not sell him any beer, so he decided to remain in the beer cooler.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Locked in a beer cooler and you grab an Icehouse? I think he then came to his senses and subsequently drank 3 Four Lokos which have a higher alcohol content.

I'd love to see him turn around and sue the store for neglecting to take the necessary safety precautions to prevent innocent customers from being locked in the cooler.

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Six hours of beer drinking. Where did he pee.

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Six hours of beer drinking.  Where did he pee.

Empty bottles

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS