Create Account

Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Forums Other Stuff Political Talk Crazy, unfounded theory that's just wacky enough to make sense

Board Performance Issues We are aware of performance issues on the board and are working to resolve them! The board may be intermittently unavailable during this time. (May 07) x


The Jungle is self-supported by showing advertisements via Google Adsense.
Please consider disabling your advertisement-blocking plugin on the Jungle to help support the site and let us grow!
We also show significantly less advertisements to registered users, so create your account to benefit from this!
Questions or concerns about this ad? Take a screenshot and comment in the thread. We do value your feedback.
Crazy, unfounded theory that's just wacky enough to make sense

  • Offline TJBender
    Hall of Famer

  • *******
  • Posts: 12,483
    Threads: 107
    Joined: Aug 2010
    Reputation: 283
#1
11-01-2016, 07:50 PM

Let's call this what it is: the election is over. Hillary won. This was established long ago. The CBS news showed live footage from a Trump rally tonight. The attendance was such that Whatshisface who's running with Hillary would have been disappointed. So why, shortly before election day, has the race "tightened up"?

 

My theory: the polls are being manipulated to draw votes away from third-party candidates. If the Libertarian Party in particular were to sneak away with 10% of the vote, or that Evan McMullin guy were to somehow win Utah, do you have any idea how much egg an already-torn establishment from both parties would have on its face?

 

So, yes, tinfoil hat time, I think that the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump in the polls is nothing more than a ploy to get voters out to the polls, and to make sure that there are no "unwanted" third-party success stories.

 

Agree? Disagree? Curious about what I'm drinking and want some? Discuss.

Reply

We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!


  • Offline StroudCrowd1
    Gone and Mostly Forgotten

  • *******
  • Posts: 24,777
    Threads: 499
    Joined: Jul 2005
    Reputation: 257
#2
11-01-2016, 07:59 PM

I'm opposite. I think the polls have been manipulated for months and are finally accurate now.
Reply

  • Offline EricC85
    Hall of Famer

  • *******
  • Posts: 15,048
    Threads: 208
    Joined: Oct 2005
    Reputation: 90
#3
11-01-2016, 08:02 PM

Completley plausible, push comes to shove the big parties want to make sure they're the only player again in 4 years
[Image: 5_RdfH.gif]
Reply

  • Offline badger
    All Pro

  • ******
  • Posts: 9,378
    Threads: 77
    Joined: Sep 2004
    Reputation: 4
#4
11-01-2016, 09:15 PM

Quote:I'm opposite. I think the polls have been manipulated for months and are finally accurate now.


Polls have to maintain legitimacy towards the end so next time they can say that their poll is accurate when they fudge the numbers early on next election
Reply

  • Offline Scarecrow
    All Pro

  • ******
  • Posts: 6,181
    Threads: 56
    Joined: Jun 2008
    Reputation: 22
#5
11-01-2016, 09:17 PM

Quote:Let's call this what it is: the election is over. Hillary won. This was established long ago. The CBS news showed live footage from a Trump rally tonight. The attendance was such that Whatshisface who's running with Hillary would have been disappointed. So why, shortly before election day, has the race "tightened up"?

 

My theory: the polls are being manipulated to draw votes away from third-party candidates. If the Libertarian Party in particular were to sneak away with 10% of the vote, or that Evan McMullin guy were to somehow win Utah, do you have any idea how much egg an already-torn establishment from both parties would have on its face?

 

So, yes, tinfoil hat time, I think that the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump in the polls is nothing more than a ploy to get voters out to the polls, and to make sure that there are no "unwanted" third-party success stories.

 

Agree? Disagree? Curious about what I'm drinking and want some? Discuss.
 

 

I'd like to know what you're drinking.  I've had a few and could stand to switch it up with something new.
Reply

We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!


  • Offline pirkster
    Hall of Famer

  • *******
  • Posts: 11,177
    Threads: 118
    Joined: May 2006
    Reputation: 74
#6
11-01-2016, 09:19 PM

It's a fact Democrats have been purposefully oversampled.

 

Couple that with the fact that Hillary got fewer votes in the D primary than her run against O, and that Trump had a record number of votes in the R primary...

 

The polls never added up to begin with.

"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."
Reply

  • Offline Scarecrow
    All Pro

  • ******
  • Posts: 6,181
    Threads: 56
    Joined: Jun 2008
    Reputation: 22
#7
11-01-2016, 09:21 PM

Quote:It's a fact Democrats have been purposefully oversampled.

 

Couple that with the fact that Hillary got fewer votes in the D primary than her run against O, and that Trump had a record number of votes in the R primary...

 

The polls never added up to begin with.
 

Makes total sense.
Reply

  • Offline anonymous2112
    Veteran

  • *****
  • Posts: 2,420
    Threads: 23
    Joined: Apr 2009
    Reputation: 44
#8
11-01-2016, 09:55 PM

Oh, I think it's simpler than that.

 

The media's creating an air of suspense so we'll tune in.  They did it last presidential election, and that one wasn't particularly close.

 

Hell, Donald knows that trick better than anyone.

Reply

  • Offline WingerDinger
    King Troll

  • *******
  • Posts: 24,348
    Threads: 47
    Joined: Jul 2005
    Reputation: 680
#9
11-01-2016, 09:56 PM

Quote:Let's call this what it is: the election is over. Hillary won. This was established long ago. The CBS news showed live footage from a Trump rally tonight. The attendance was such that Whatshisface who's running with Hillary would have been disappointed. So why, shortly before election day, has the race "tightened up"?


My theory: the polls are being manipulated to draw votes away from third-party candidates. If the Libertarian Party in particular were to sneak away with 10% of the vote, or that Evan McMullin guy were to somehow win Utah, do you have any idea how much egg an already-torn establishment from both parties would have on its face?


So, yes, tinfoil hat time, I think that the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump in the polls is nothing more than a ploy to get voters out to the polls, and to make sure that there are no "unwanted" third-party success stories.


Agree? Disagree? Curious about what I'm drinking and want some? Discuss.


Heroine.. It's what's for dinner
[Image: SaKG4.gif]
Reply

We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!


  • Offline TJBender
    Hall of Famer

  • *******
  • Posts: 12,483
    Threads: 107
    Joined: Aug 2010
    Reputation: 283
#10
11-01-2016, 09:57 PM

Quote:Heroine.. It's what's for dinner
Eating heroin = really bad drug trip, probably death

Eating a heroine = cannibalism

 

Careful with your e's there, Winger.
Reply

  • Offline WingerDinger
    King Troll

  • *******
  • Posts: 24,348
    Threads: 47
    Joined: Jul 2005
    Reputation: 680
#11
11-01-2016, 09:59 PM

Quote:Eating heroin = really bad drug trip, probably death

Eating a heroine = cannibalism


Careful with your e's there, Winger.


I guess both could be good
[Image: SaKG4.gif]
Reply

  • Offline Bchbunnie4
    Super Moddess

  • ******
  • Posts: 23,697
    Threads: 165
    Joined: Oct 2007
    Reputation: 412
#12
11-01-2016, 10:08 PM

Quote:I guess both could be good


Just depends on how you go about it... :whistling:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Reply

  • Offline WingerDinger
    King Troll

  • *******
  • Posts: 24,348
    Threads: 47
    Joined: Jul 2005
    Reputation: 680
#13
11-01-2016, 10:09 PM

Quote:Just depends on how you go about it... :whistling:


Just nibbles Big Grin
[Image: SaKG4.gif]
Reply

We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!


  • Offline Bchbunnie4
    Super Moddess

  • ******
  • Posts: 23,697
    Threads: 165
    Joined: Oct 2007
    Reputation: 412
#14
11-01-2016, 10:15 PM

Quote:Just nibbles Big Grin


Are you even supposed to eat heroin, much less nibble on it?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Reply

  • Offline WingerDinger
    King Troll

  • *******
  • Posts: 24,348
    Threads: 47
    Joined: Jul 2005
    Reputation: 680
#15
11-01-2016, 10:17 PM

Quote:Are you even supposed to eat heroin, much less nibble on it?


Well the heroine can eat the heroin like an after dinner mint.
[Image: SaKG4.gif]
Reply

  • Offline homebiscuit
    Legend

  • ********
  • Posts: 28,038
    Threads: 162
    Joined: Apr 2010
    Reputation: 831
#16
11-01-2016, 10:25 PM

Time for a comedic break.

Reply

  • Offline rollerjag
    Cannabist Emeritus

  • ******
  • Posts: 8,505
    Threads: 160
    Joined: Sep 2013
    Reputation: 134
#17
11-01-2016, 10:40 PM

So...what's in Huma's emails?

If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley

[Image: kiWL4mF.jpg]
 
Reply

We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!


#18
11-02-2016, 06:39 AM

Quote:Let's call this what it is: the election is over. Hillary won. This was established long ago. The CBS news showed live footage from a Trump rally tonight. The attendance was such that Whatshisface who's running with Hillary would have been disappointed. So why, shortly before election day, has the race "tightened up"?

 

My theory: the polls are being manipulated to draw votes away from third-party candidates. If the Libertarian Party in particular were to sneak away with 10% of the vote, or that Evan McMullin guy were to somehow win Utah, do you have any idea how much egg an already-torn establishment from both parties would have on its face?

 

So, yes, tinfoil hat time, I think that the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump in the polls is nothing more than a ploy to get voters out to the polls, and to make sure that there are no "unwanted" third-party success stories.

 

Agree? Disagree? Curious about what I'm drinking and want some? Discuss.
 

You are wrong.  Trump is going to win.  It's that simple.   The polls are telling you the truth. 
Reply

  • Offline Kotite
    All Pro

  • ******
  • Posts: 5,501
    Threads: 133
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Reputation: 32
#19
11-02-2016, 07:24 AM

I think no matter who wins, America will wake up disoriented on November 9th feeling terribly hung over, will roll over in bed and have a moment of shock and horror when they see who is lying in bed next to them sleeping. Try as it might, America cannot quietly slip out of the room for four years.
Only a chump boos the home team!
Reply

  • Offline Kotite
    All Pro

  • ******
  • Posts: 5,501
    Threads: 133
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Reputation: 32
#20
11-02-2016, 07:26 AM

Quote:You are wrong. Trump is going to win. It's that simple. The polls are telling you the truth.


Trump down in the polls - "the polls lie. What polls? This is rigged."


Trump up in the polls - "look at the polls! They're fixed now. The polls are great."
Only a chump boos the home team!
Reply




Users browsing this thread:
1 Guest(s)

The Jungle is self-supported by showing advertisements via Google Adsense.
Please consider disabling your advertisement-blocking plugin on the Jungle to help support the site and let us grow!
We also show less advertisements to registered users, so create your account to benefit from this!
Questions or concerns about this ad? Take a screenshot and comment in the thread. We do value your feedback.

Forum software by © MyBB - Theme © iAndrew 2017

ABOUT US
The Jungle Forums is the Jaguars' biggest fan message board. Talking about the Jags since 2006, the Jungle was the team-endorsed home of all things Jaguars.

Since 2017, the Jungle is now independent of the team but still run by the same crew. We are here to support and discuss all things Jaguars and all things Duval!