Wife accidentally bites off her husband's testicle in a 'surge of excitement' during aggressive lovemaking session in Taiwan

• The man was holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl when ambulance arrived
  
• His wife repeatedly said 'I accidentally bit it off', according to media reports
  
• The incident occurred in the wee hours of Boxing Day in Taichung, West Taiwan
  
• The man, 51, is being treated and his wife, 49, reportedly has a mental illness
  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217591/Wife-accidentally-bit-husbands-testicle-sex.html#ixzz52fcLb0TZ

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That’s nuts. Hopefully he doesn’t drop the ball.

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Wife accidentally bites off her husband's testicle in a 'surge of excitement' during aggressive lovemaking session in Taiwan

• The man was holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl when ambulance arrived
  
• His wife repeatedly said 'I accidentally bit it off', according to media reports
  
• The incident occurred in the wee hours of Boxing Day in Taichung, West Taiwan
  
• The man, 51, is being treated and his wife, 49, reportedly has a mental illness
  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217591/Wife-accidentally-bit-husbands-testicle-sex.html#ixzz52fcLb0TZ

And that's why you don't let crazy near the jewels

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They say the crazy ones are good in the sack...until they try to bite off your sack!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Oh no!... now he only has 2 left!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...