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Pilot forced to make emergency landing when passenger refuses to stop FARTING

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02-16-2018, 05:46 PM

Pilot forced to make emergency landing after fight breaks out when passenger refuses to stop FARTING

The Dubai to Amsterdam flight made an unscheduled stop in Vienna as the elderly overweight man reportedly refused to contain himself

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news...g-12038181
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02-16-2018, 07:15 PM

Transavia, why am I not surprised?
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02-16-2018, 08:24 PM

It's not like it's something you can just control.
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02-16-2018, 11:53 PM

I smell a lawsuit coming on. No pun intended, or maybe so......
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02-17-2018, 12:20 AM

(02-16-2018, 11:53 PM)Dakota Wrote: I smell a lawsuit coming on. No pun intended, or maybe so......

If so, I'm certain there will be odor in the court.
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02-17-2018, 12:38 AM

I always thought the in-flight emergency would be running out of gas.
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02-17-2018, 08:10 AM

Too bad they couldn't just open a window.
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02-19-2018, 07:11 PM

You’re never going to tell an old guy what he can or can’t do with his bodily functions. But, he could have been a little more discreet in delivering his aromatic delights to the entire cabin. The “he did it” defense works well if you can keep the rumblings quiet. Or, just crop dust the cabin quietly, then return to your seat.
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02-20-2018, 10:47 AM

Trump just added the farting guy to the Travel Ban list.

Finally, something political that we can all agree on !! Smile

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