These 11 Things About Farts Will Make You Think Differently About Them

Some things are simply better out than in! The feeling of releasing something from your body can be rather satisfying, like, you guessed it, farting. But more often than not, the relief doesn't outweigh the embarrassment or disappointment of passing gas.

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

I don't know what's more disappointing, the fact that someone wrote that or the fact that I read it.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

No they won't.

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I don't know what's more disappointing, the fact that someone wrote that or the fact that I read it.

I feel the same disappointment.  I couldn't not read it.

It's farts after all.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

I like #8: if trapped under water, you can remove pants and fart in them to make a makeshift scuba tank to buy precious seconds.

#5 is cool too. German entrepreneurs are attempting to manufacture a tube-like devise that is worm during sleep that is vented outdoors. This will allow farting in bed more acceptable for couples.

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