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Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos

  • Offline The Drifter
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04-19-2018, 11:20 AM

Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos

-Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Louisiana resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos,” police report.

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04-19-2018, 01:11 PM

Thank goodness, I thought it said Cheerios. That would have just been wrong.
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04-19-2018, 01:13 PM

Ugh! It's never a hot girl. Only the "swamp ogres" want to break into your house and get naked.
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04-19-2018, 02:38 PM

I refer to them as critters.

Kinda like Walmart at 2:00 in the morning.
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04-19-2018, 04:06 PM

Dem eyes are mesmerizing and those purdy full lips.
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04-20-2018, 02:26 PM

I think this is a travesty.

I mean, imagine a world where someone doesn't have Funyuns in?!
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