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Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos

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Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos

-Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Louisiana resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos,” police report.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizar...lar-839051
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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Thank goodness, I thought it said Cheerios. That would have just been wrong.
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#3

Ugh! It's never a hot girl. Only the "swamp ogres" want to break into your house and get naked.
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#4

I refer to them as critters.

Kinda like Walmart at 2:00 in the morning.
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#5

Dem eyes are mesmerizing and those purdy full lips.
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I think this is a travesty.

I mean, imagine a world where someone doesn't have Funyuns in?!
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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 
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