Every Quarter Pounder is unwanted after a certain passage of time.

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Every Quarter Pounder is unwanted after a certain passage of time.

After a certain amount of time, every Quarter Pounder makes a passage, unwanted or otherwise.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Just crunched up a small piece of egg shell in my egg Mcmuffin. It grossed me out pretty bad almost to the point I nearly vomited. I will have the Ferret and Ferret add that to my case.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Just crunched up a small piece of egg shell in my egg Mcmuffin. It grossed me out pretty bad almost to the point I nearly vomited. I will have the Ferret and Ferret add that to my case.

Don't settle for less than you deserve!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Just crunched up a small piece of egg shell in my egg Mcmuffin. It grossed me out pretty bad almost to the point I nearly vomited. I will have the Ferret and Ferret add that to my case.

Don't settle for less than you deserve!

Eggsactly.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I'm real!

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

McDonald's is terrible. I get that it's fast food, so the expectations should not be high, but none of their food even tastes like what it's supposed to be. Just what the hell are the chicken nuggets? It's certainly not chicken. Reminds me of a joke from a comedian who said his friend is highly allergic to chicken, but he can eat Chicken McNuggets.

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I am so tempted to go to Mc'Ds and order a salad with no lettuce just to see what they tell me...ME: you can take the lettuce off a sandwich, so why can't you do that with a salad? Mc'Ds ummmmm....My Wife: OMG shut the hell up and get your sarcastic [BLEEP] out to the damm truck! Thanks, now another place we can't go because of your smart [BLEEP] mouth!

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I am so tempted to go to Mc'Ds and order a salad with no lettuce just to see what they tell me...ME: you can take the lettuce off a sandwich, so why can't you do that with a salad? Mc'Ds ummmmm....My Wife: OMG shut the hell up and get your sarcastic [BLEEP] out to the damm truck! Thanks, now another place we can't go because of your smart [BLEEP] mouth!

Sounds like the conversations I have with my wife.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

When me and a coworker I used to travel with would go into a Mexican restaurant, he would make the most horrifying orders. In his deep Georgia cracker accent he would tell the waiter, ”I don’t wawnt tamaytas or unyuns or lettuce or any those spices. I just wawnt meat and cheese.”

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When me and a coworker I used to travel with would go into a Mexican restaurant, he would make the most horrifying orders. In his deep Georgia cracker accent he would tell the waiter, ”I don’t wawnt tamaytas or unyuns or lettuce or any those spices. I just wawnt meat and cheese.”

I'm glad you said co-worker and not friend.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

When me and a coworker I used to travel with would go into a Mexican restaurant, he would make the most horrifying orders. In his deep Georgia cracker accent he would tell the waiter, ”I don’t wawnt tamaytas or unyuns or lettuce or any those spices. I just wawnt meat and cheese.”

I'm glad you said co-worker and not friend.

Mexican food-murder aside, I can’t stand the guy.

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I'm glad you said co-worker and not friend.

Mexican food-murder and accent aside, I can’t stand the guy.

FIFY.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I know a woman who, without fail, requests modifications or substitutions to menu items, then invariably complains if it isn't served exactly as ordered.

You know my wife? She's a pain at restaurants because she's too picky.

Lol I know the feeling. I hate ordering food with my wife. Always some version of 'that thing you had last time.' And invariably whatever I order is the wrong thing no matter if it was last time or not. I remember one time she was ordering and I knew she was saying the order a little strange and the cashier didn't understand (in the deep South and wife has a accent due to being Korean). I tried to help clarify, and of course she gets mad, and the clerk panics. So I just said nothing and the order came out completely wrong. Nightmare.

Even when I get her to tell me what she wants ahead of time it can still go wrong. Luckily I don't eat out that much, and she does much better with waiters and waitresses than fast food.

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Yes, it's improvement, but it's Blaine Gabbert 2012 level improvement. - Pirkster

http://youtu.be/ouGM3NWpjxk The Home Hypnotist!

http://youtu.be/XQRFkn0Ly3A Media on the Brain Link!
 

Peyton must store oxygen in that forehead of his. No way I'd still be alive after all that choking.

 

Just crunched up a small piece of egg shell in my egg Mcmuffin. It grossed me out pretty bad almost to the point I nearly vomited. I will have the Ferret and Ferret add that to my case.

Look at it this way, you have evidence what you ate may have actually been a real egg.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley