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Swimmer DIES after shark rips off his penis

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#1
06-04-2018, 02:39 PM

SHARK HORROR

Swimmer DIES after shark rips off his penis despite horrified sunbathers’ frantic battle to save his life on Brazilian beach

Jose Ernestor da Silva was attacked yesterday afternoon while bathing in waters off the Piedade beach near Recife, on Brazil’s north-east coast

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6443515/sh...ach-video/
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06-04-2018, 06:33 PM

In the ocean humans become part of the food chain.
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06-04-2018, 08:32 PM

Well I have caught a lot of fish using worms.


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06-04-2018, 10:05 PM

That has to be one of the worst ways to go. Condolences.


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06-04-2018, 10:28 PM

That has to be hard on his family.
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06-05-2018, 12:15 AM

I don’t even want to know....
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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06-05-2018, 04:28 PM

The Penis is the Key to Life
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06-06-2018, 09:58 AM

I can only come up with a few worse ways to go out. This dude got stiffed!
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06-06-2018, 08:42 PM

(06-06-2018, 09:58 AM)B2hibry Wrote: I can only come up with a few worse ways to go out. This dude got stiffed!

It sounds like the shark did!!
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06-07-2018, 07:04 AM

(06-06-2018, 08:42 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(06-06-2018, 09:58 AM)B2hibry Wrote: I can only come up with a few worse ways to go out. This dude got stiffed!

It sounds like the shark did!!

Sounds to me like the swimmer lost his head and the shark got the shaft.
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06-07-2018, 04:13 PM

(06-07-2018, 07:04 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(06-06-2018, 08:42 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: It sounds like the shark did!!

Sounds to me like the swimmer lost his head and the shark got the shaft.

Some fish have more bone in them than others.
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06-10-2018, 01:25 PM

Dramatic reenactment:

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