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Nun busted for smuggling cocaine in high heels

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08-13-2018, 04:24 PM

Nun busted for smuggling cocaine in high heels

A Missouri nun smuggled 2 pounds of cocaine into Australia using her high heels — but claims she was duped into the act by a man she met online.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/13/nun-busted...igh-heels/
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08-13-2018, 04:27 PM

What nun wears high heels??
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08-13-2018, 04:49 PM

(08-13-2018, 04:27 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What nun wears high heels??

A naughty, naughty nun.
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08-13-2018, 05:00 PM

(08-13-2018, 04:49 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(08-13-2018, 04:27 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What nun wears high heels??

A naughty, naughty nun.



Apparently
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08-13-2018, 08:54 PM

(08-13-2018, 04:27 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What nun wears high heels??

Nun that I know of.
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08-13-2018, 09:03 PM

(08-13-2018, 08:54 PM)rollerjag Wrote:
(08-13-2018, 04:27 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What nun wears high heels??

Nun that I know of.

A nun pun? That's a bad habit.
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08-13-2018, 09:25 PM

Some of the best blow I ever got was from a nun. She also had some pretty damned good coke.
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08-14-2018, 07:39 AM

(08-13-2018, 09:03 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(08-13-2018, 08:54 PM)rollerjag Wrote: Nun that I know of.

A nun pun? That's a bad habit.

I don't get it.
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08-14-2018, 08:32 AM

(08-13-2018, 04:27 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What nun wears high heels??

This kind of nun.......

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08-14-2018, 08:47 AM

(08-14-2018, 08:32 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: This kind of nun.......

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08-14-2018, 09:13 AM

(08-13-2018, 04:24 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Nun busted for smuggling cocaine in high heels

A Missouri nun smuggled 2 pounds of cocaine into Australia using her high heels — but claims she was duped into the act by a man she met online.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/13/nun-busted...igh-heels/

Gives a completely new mean to the flying nun.
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08-14-2018, 09:54 AM

To set the record straight, this was not a Catholic Nun.

After a failed marriage and major health problems that led to crippling bills, Woodrum, a sister of the Adorers of the Blood of Christ, a religious order based in Kansas, believed she had met someone special online.
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08-14-2018, 10:19 AM

(08-14-2018, 09:54 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: To set the record straight, this was not a Catholic Nun.

After a failed marriage and major health problems that led to crippling bills, Woodrum, a sister of the Adorers of the Blood of Christ, a religious order based in Kansas, believed she had met someone special online.


I never knew they had nuns that weren’t the catholic variety.
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08-14-2018, 12:19 PM

That's pretty dope.
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08-14-2018, 04:54 PM

(08-14-2018, 10:19 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(08-14-2018, 09:54 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: To set the record straight, this was not a Catholic Nun.

After a failed marriage and major health problems that led to crippling bills, Woodrum, a sister of the Adorers of the Blood of Christ, a religious order based in Kansas, believed she had met someone special online.


I never knew they had nuns that weren’t the catholic variety.

Agreed. I thought nuns were exclusive to the Catholic faith. I learn new things every day.
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08-14-2018, 07:14 PM

(08-14-2018, 09:54 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: To set the record straight, this was not a Catholic Nun.

After a failed marriage and major health problems that led to crippling bills, Woodrum, a sister of the Adorers of the Blood of Christ, a religious order based in Kansas, believed she had met someone special online.

Adorers of the Blood of Christ is a Catholic order of nuns formed originally in Kansas.
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