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RicoTx · 09-18-2018, 10:35 AM

Let 'em rip.

Mikey · 09-18-2018, 12:42 PM

(09-18-2018, 10:35 AM)Rico Wrote: Let 'em rip.

....that explains the boss's bad breath.

The Drifter · 09-18-2018, 02:16 PM

On Average, the average persons farts 14X a day

***jagibelieve*** · 09-18-2018, 07:01 PM

There is nothing as satisfying as releasing some pent up intestinal gas. Eating hard boiled eggs, beans and greens does it to me the most.

One important tip... don't enjoy it alone. It's best experienced with your "significant other".

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Deacon · 09-19-2018, 08:38 AM

Spread the love.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Mikey · 09-20-2018, 09:21 AM

(09-18-2018, 02:16 PM)The Drifter Wrote: On Average, the average persons farts 14X a day

So dang proud to be an overachiever.

(09-18-2018, 07:01 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: There is nothing as satisfying as releasing some pent up intestinal gas. Eating hard boiled eggs, beans and greens does it to me the most.

One important tip... don't enjoy it alone. It's best experienced with your "significant other".

I made the mistake of demonstrating the dutch oven to my bride once. ONCE.

Testament to the fact that I was dumber in my younger days.

HURRICANE!!! · 09-20-2018, 03:52 PM

LOL .... I'm not sure what's worse, CNN-FOX-MSNBC always talking biased politics or an article coming out of News4Jax about farts coming out of the mouth.

Wonder if the chick below knew the topic before she agreed to pose for a news article.

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Jags · 09-20-2018, 04:00 PM

(09-20-2018, 03:52 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: LOL .... I'm not sure what's worse, CNN-FOX-MSNBC always talking biased politics or an article coming out of News4Jax about farts coming out of the mouth.

Wonder if the chick below knew the topic before she agreed to pose for a news article.

She did. She was politely covering her fart breath.

Sneakers · 09-23-2018, 09:18 AM

(09-18-2018, 07:01 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: There is nothing as satisfying as releasing some pent up intestinal gas. Eating hard boiled eggs, beans and greens does it to me the most.

One important tip... don't enjoy it alone. It's best experienced with your "significant other".

I prefer the crowded elevator, especially for the silent type.

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.