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Georgia jury awards $31M over boy's botched circumcision

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09-25-2018, 02:35 PM

Georgia jury awards $31M over boy's botched circumcision

A law firm says a Georgia jury has awarded $31 million to a boy for a botched circumcision he received as a newborn.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/09/25...ision.html
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09-25-2018, 03:44 PM

(09-25-2018, 02:35 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Georgia jury awards $31M over boy's botched circumcision

A law firm says a Georgia jury has awarded $31 million to a boy for a botched circumcision he received as a newborn.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/09/25...ision.html

He deserved more.
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09-25-2018, 05:22 PM

The procedure was so botched that the plaintiff is referred to in court documents as 'she'.

Too soon?
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09-25-2018, 06:00 PM

Poor kid. So instead of having a clean cut down there it's going to end up looking like the Sloth from The Goonies. I hope his parents don't burn through his money.
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09-25-2018, 07:14 PM

Can't they do reconstructive surgery on those things?
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09-25-2018, 07:37 PM

(09-25-2018, 07:14 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: Can't they do reconstructive surgery on those things?

They said, on the radio, they could've fixed it when it happened, but they didn't tell the family and figured it was just temporary.
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09-26-2018, 10:16 AM

(09-25-2018, 07:37 PM)JagNGeorgia Wrote:
(09-25-2018, 07:14 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: Can't they do reconstructive surgery on those things?

They said, on the radio, they could've fixed it when it happened, but they didn't tell the family and figured it was just temporary.


Just temporary? Did they think it would grow back like a lizards tail? I thought they were medical professionals? Only Deadpool has regenerative healing powers and he's fictional.
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09-26-2018, 12:23 PM

(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote:
(09-25-2018, 07:37 PM)JagNGeorgia Wrote: They said, on the radio, they could've fixed it when it happened, but they didn't tell the family and figured it was just temporary.


Just temporary? Did they think it would grow back like a lizards tail? I thought they were medical professionals? Only Deadpool has regenerative healing powers and he's fictional.

I'm still using the old philosophy that it will grow if you tug on it a few times per day.
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09-26-2018, 01:11 PM

(09-26-2018, 12:23 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote:
(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Just temporary? Did they think it would grow back like a lizards tail? I thought they were medical professionals? Only Deadpool has regenerative healing powers and he's fictional.

I'm still using the old philosophy that it will grow if you tug on it a few times per day.

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09-26-2018, 07:17 PM

(09-26-2018, 12:23 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote:
(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Just temporary? Did they think it would grow back like a lizards tail? I thought they were medical professionals? Only Deadpool has regenerative healing powers and he's fictional.

I'm still using the old philosophy that it will grow if you tug on it a few times per day.

How has that worked out for you?


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09-26-2018, 08:01 PM

(09-26-2018, 07:17 PM)jagibelieve Wrote:
(09-26-2018, 12:23 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: I'm still using the old philosophy that it will grow if you tug on it a few times per day.

How has that worked out for you?

Disappointed, but strangely happy.
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10-05-2018, 10:49 AM

(09-26-2018, 08:01 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(09-26-2018, 07:17 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: How has that worked out for you?

Disappointed, but strangely happy.

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