(01-19-2019, 08:34 AM)Jags Wrote:

(01-19-2019, 08:28 AM)Sammy Wrote: You are talking out of your [BLEEP], you don’t know the first thing about turdectomy. You can’t just pick a turd by its smell alone. Does it shine? Can you polish it? Does it spiral? Will it fall apart under pressure? What will it do when it gets flushed? Can it roll to one side better than the other? How well does it slide? After the first 3 quarters will it taper off at the end? Then you check to make sure it passes the smell test. That’s how you know which turd is the best turd.


It looks like a turd.
It smells like a turd.
It taste like a turd.
Good thing I didn't step in it.

I think you forgot passing the brown eye test.