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Man Sits On Toilet Playing A Game So Long A Body Part Fell Out Of Him

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02-18-2019, 04:24 PM

Man Sits On Toilet Playing A Game On His Cell Phone So Long A Body Part Fell Out Of Him

There are some things that you just never expect to hear. Like…that your rectum has fallen out. When a man in south-east China noticed a ball-sized lump fall out of his anus around midnight, he rushed to the hospital. 

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02-18-2019, 05:17 PM

So, in essence, this guy no longer has an opinion.
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02-19-2019, 12:41 AM

The humor on this message board has finally bottomed out.
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02-19-2019, 01:01 AM

Now there's a gamer who truly gives a crap.
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02-19-2019, 08:48 AM

Happens to me all the time ... I just poke it back in with a stick.
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02-19-2019, 09:08 AM

(02-19-2019, 08:48 AM)Sammy Wrote: Happens to me all the time ... I just poke it back in with a stick.

"A" stick?
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02-19-2019, 02:48 PM

(02-19-2019, 12:41 AM)Sneakers Wrote: The humor on this message board has finally bottomed out.

I wish I could post the video of “Battlefield Friends” where the colonel explains you can’t level up if your not playing the game.  Then asked if they got a [BLEEP] bucket, because if your [BLEEP] your not playing.  But I’m pretty sure there’s some language in it.
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02-19-2019, 07:43 PM

(02-19-2019, 09:08 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(02-19-2019, 08:48 AM)Sammy Wrote: Happens to me all the time ... I just poke it back in with a stick.

"A" stick?

Ummm ... That's where the phrase "Stick it up your [BLEEP] came from"
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