Flames of passion! Firefighters save NAKED man from blaze in 'brothel' above 'Simply Delicious' takeaway

• Pictures taken in Northenden, Greater Manchester show the naked man outside
  
• Firefighters attended the scene and had to help the man escape from the roof 
  
• Social media users have claimed the premises above the takeaway is a brothel
  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...lSxqKdukds

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Penicillin usually douses the blaze you get from a brothel.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Penicillin usually douses the blaze you get from a brothel.

And Old Bay seasoning sends those crabs running off in a panic.






Or so I've heard.

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So that is where Tyrion has been hiding.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

We've all done it.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

The comments under the article are pretty hilarious.

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"I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to jump"

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All that wood laying around is a fire hazard.

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All that wood laying around is a fire hazard.

Probably just a brush fire ... They'll just beat it out with those two boulders.

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All that wood laying around is a fire hazard.

Probably just a brush fire.

Every fire needs some kindling.  Unless, of course, we’re using accelerants.

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Looks like he'd already pulled his hose out.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.