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Billionaire diamond trader, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery

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03-06-2019, 06:43 PM

Billionaire diamond trader, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery at private Paris clinic
  • Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, died during a penis enlargement operation in Paris 
  • The billionaire diamond trader reportedly suffered a heart attack during surgery
  • A friend of the Belgian-Israeli's said he was 'always focused on his appearance
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...-GFl3r9Sl4
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03-06-2019, 06:52 PM

He had diamonds and billions...he didn’t need a big pecker!   Laughing
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03-06-2019, 07:15 PM

(03-06-2019, 06:52 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: He had diamonds and billions...he didn’t need a big pecker!   Laughing

I don't have Diamonds and Billions. Sad
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03-06-2019, 07:28 PM

(03-06-2019, 06:52 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: He had diamonds and billions...he didn’t need a big pecker!   Laughing

You can't buy self-esteem.
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03-06-2019, 07:28 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2019, 07:29 PM by Jagsfan4life9/28/82.)

That did take some stones.
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03-06-2019, 07:30 PM

(03-06-2019, 07:15 PM)Sammy Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 06:52 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: He had diamonds and billions...he didn’t need a big pecker!   Laughing

I don't have Diamonds and Billions. Sad


Then don’t go to the doctor in this story!!
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03-06-2019, 07:34 PM

(03-06-2019, 07:30 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 07:15 PM)Sammy Wrote: I don't have Diamonds and Billions. Sad


Then don’t go to the doctor in this story!!

I have an appointment with Dr. Frankenstein next week. If that doesn't work i'm going to buy a really really big truck ... on credit, of course.
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03-06-2019, 08:28 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2019, 08:28 PM by Jags.)

At 65??  I mean, really, how much do you plan on using it?  You’ve gone so long without it..
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03-06-2019, 08:46 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2019, 08:47 PM by The Drifter.)

(03-06-2019, 08:28 PM)Jags Wrote: At 65??  I mean, really, how much do you plan on using it?  You’ve gone so long without it..

A little Viagra goes a long way.....

But if it's over 4 hours please seek Medical attention......
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03-06-2019, 09:07 PM

(03-06-2019, 08:46 PM)The Drifter Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 08:28 PM)Jags Wrote: At 65??  I mean, really, how much do you plan on using it?  You’ve gone so long without it..

A little Viagra goes a long way.....

But if it's over 4 hours please seek Medical attention......

It just makes it stand at attention, it doesn’t make it bigger, does it?
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03-06-2019, 09:10 PM

This is just nuts.
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03-06-2019, 09:15 PM

(03-06-2019, 09:07 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 08:46 PM)The Drifter Wrote: A little Viagra goes a long way.....

But if it's over 4 hours please seek Medical attention......

It just makes it stand at attention, it doesn’t make it bigger, does it?
That’s correct.  But if it is a “full” raging one, it could appear or even be slightly bigger.  But I think he was answering the part where I was questioning the 65 yr old using it much.
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03-06-2019, 10:07 PM

(03-06-2019, 08:46 PM)The Drifter Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 08:28 PM)Jags Wrote: At 65??  I mean, really, how much do you plan on using it?  You’ve gone so long without it..

A little Viagra goes a long way.....

But if it's over 4 hours please seek Medical attention......

....or head to the Mons Venus with plenty of lap dance cash in your wallet.
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03-06-2019, 10:48 PM

Too bad he didn't do some research on this doctor first in order to get a heads up.
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03-07-2019, 12:34 AM

With his kind of money I'd just Bedazzle Mr. Happy and move on.
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03-07-2019, 01:14 AM

Penis enlargement surgery? That's a real thing? Why am I just finding out about this?
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03-07-2019, 03:33 PM

(03-07-2019, 01:14 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Penis enlargement surgery? That's a real thing? Why am I just finding out about this?

Are you implying you don’t need it or bummed you just found out?
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03-07-2019, 04:23 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2019, 04:25 PM by Sammy.)

(03-06-2019, 09:07 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(03-06-2019, 08:46 PM)The Drifter Wrote: A little Viagra goes a long way.....

But if it's over 4 hours please seek Medical attention......

It just makes it stand at attention, it doesn’t make it bigger, does it?


You plan on spiking someones drink? Big Grin
I took a viagra once. Got stuck in my throat ... I had a stiff neck for a week.
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03-07-2019, 04:40 PM

(03-07-2019, 03:33 PM)Jags Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 01:14 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Penis enlargement surgery? That's a real thing? Why am I just finding out about this?

Are you implying you don’t need it or bummed you just found out?

Doesn't every guy (who isn't John Holmes) wanna be bigger?
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#20
03-07-2019, 05:19 PM

Robert Kraft just cancelled his appointment.
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