Favorite Sayings

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Favorite Sayings

Caldrac
Reckon you'll ever amount to anything?
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05-23-2019, 08:56 AM

When people say life's not fair. "Well, some people in hell want ice water". I lost count of how many times my dad threw this at us growing up.

When someone asks you for something and you don't care to hear it. "Well, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it".

When someone has a [BLEEP] opinion. "Well, opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has one".

When people try to force things physically or conceptually but you know it won't work. "Well, you can't fit 15 pounds of crap in a 10 pound bag".

And then some of my personal favorites that my Grandfather used to throw at us growing up. Which I don't know if it's just a saying in general. But he would say "You reckon you'll ever amount to anything?" or he would say "You ain't no good! And you never will be!". Miss ya Pop!

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

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Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-22-2019, 04:22 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by MalabarJag - 05-22-2019, 05:18 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by EricC85 - 05-22-2019, 05:55 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-22-2019, 06:46 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Drifter - 05-22-2019, 07:23 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by MarleyJag - 05-22-2019, 08:36 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jagsfan4life9/28/82 - 05-23-2019, 03:58 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-23-2019, 07:39 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by RicoTx - 05-23-2019, 08:32 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by NYC4jags - 05-23-2019, 08:44 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-23-2019, 08:56 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 05-23-2019, 10:22 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-23-2019, 12:29 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Deacon - 05-23-2019, 02:16 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by jagibelieve - 05-23-2019, 02:45 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Sneakers - 05-23-2019, 10:25 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Senor Fantastico - 05-23-2019, 11:39 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-24-2019, 07:45 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 05-24-2019, 09:33 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by TrivialPursuit - 05-24-2019, 09:36 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-24-2019, 09:57 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-24-2019, 10:47 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Drifter - 05-24-2019, 01:30 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-24-2019, 04:15 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by TJBender - 05-24-2019, 04:54 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jags - 05-24-2019, 06:15 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jagsfan4life9/28/82 - 05-25-2019, 04:06 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by NH3 - 05-25-2019, 01:14 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-25-2019, 01:55 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-26-2019, 08:33 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jags - 05-25-2019, 02:27 PM

Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-26-2019, 04:57 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-26-2019, 10:34 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-26-2019, 02:13 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by rollerjag - 05-27-2019, 12:06 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by americus 2.0 - 05-27-2019, 11:30 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-30-2019, 08:12 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Deacon - 06-03-2019, 01:57 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by PF* - 06-03-2019, 03:40 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by MarleyJag - 06-05-2019, 09:07 PM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 06-06-2019, 08:39 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by Kane - 06-06-2019, 11:04 AM

RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 06-06-2019, 11:28 AM

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