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Drunk Woman Dials 911 When She Can’t Figure Out How To Kill Her Boyfriend

A woman who had too much to drink, called the wrong people when asking for advice on her problem. She had consumed so much alcohol she did not realize that when she dialed 911, she was signing her own arrest warrant. While on the phone with the dispatcher, the 54-year-old woman asked the operator how she could kill her 76-year-old boyfriend because hitting him in the head with a VCR tape and striking him with a battery from the leaf blower failed to do him in.

https://awm.com/drunk-woman-dials-911-wh...pPY-642hn0
You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!
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