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My Broken Hot Tub Time Machine

#1

I have a broken hot tub time machine.
It will jump once, but you can not return.

Where will you go, and why?
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
            -- Yogi Berra

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#2

OK, fail.

Maybe I would set it for 4/16/2000.
Trade up to pick 198
Draft Brady.
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
            -- Yogi Berra

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#3

I am not a GM, so going back and screaming for a pick isn't going to work
I am a firm believer in butterfly effect, so going back with winning lotto numbers probably isn't going to result in the same numbers coming up, so none of that.
I have so many regrets from teen awkwardness and lack of self confidence. There were times I were too dumb to recognize obvious signs, and other times I simply failed to act for fear of being rejected. But if I go back to high school as a 44-year old and start asking classmates on dates, I'll probably end up in jail. This one is a "maybe."

All that said, I'd probably go back to the weird period of time I lived on my own after my divorce, just so I could have some more time with my long-passed dog Boo, in her prime years. I still miss her a ton, and it would bring me utter joy to relive some of that time again.
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