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anonymous2112 · 01-20-2020, 07:37 PM

Controversial Jaguars message board topic Tim Tebow marries a former Miss Universe winner in Cape Town.

Congrats to the couple, best of luck going forward.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/...li=BBnbfcL

TJBender · 01-20-2020, 08:41 PM

"No, Tim, you take that and put it in here!"

**flsprtsgod** · 01-21-2020, 06:42 AM

(01-20-2020, 08:41 PM)TJBender Wrote: "No, Tim, you take that and put it in here!"

"Oh, wow...I've never done it that way before."

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Jagwired · 01-21-2020, 09:57 AM

(01-20-2020, 08:41 PM)TJBender Wrote: "No, Tim, you take that and put it in here!"

Really!! exclaimed Timmy....that's just Ewwwwww!!

Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

TrivialPursuit · 01-21-2020, 10:02 AM

"It's okay Tim, it happens to all men....."

**Bchbunnie4** · 01-21-2020, 11:27 AM

“Probably”... Laughing

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

WingerDinger · 01-21-2020, 12:25 PM

Apparently his technique was so awful, she put him in at tight end..

**Bchbunnie4** · 01-21-2020, 12:47 PM

I’m gonna assume she went into the marriage in the same condition he did, so she doesn’t have a base line to compare him too.

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

TrivialPursuit · 01-21-2020, 01:53 PM

(01-21-2020, 12:47 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: I’m gonna assume she went into the marriage in the same condition he did, so she doesn’t have a base line to compare him too.

She has probably 6-7 years of solo acts to compare him to.

TJBender · 01-21-2020, 03:06 PM

(01-21-2020, 06:42 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(01-20-2020, 08:41 PM)TJBender Wrote: "No, Tim, you take that and put it in here!"

"Oh, wow...I've never done it that way before."

"Here, let me help..."
"OH MY GOD WHAT'S IT DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

homebiscuit · 01-21-2020, 03:31 PM

I’m alarmed. You people are thinking entirely too much about this. Pervs!

Jags · 01-21-2020, 05:17 PM

Y’all may be waaay off. He may quite possibly be “Tebowing” her.

Sneakers · 01-21-2020, 11:35 PM

(01-21-2020, 10:02 AM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: "It's okay Tim, it happens to all men....."

"We'll watch TV for a little while, then you can try again."

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

**Bchbunnie4** · 01-22-2020, 12:39 AM

(01-21-2020, 11:35 PM)Sneakers Wrote:
(01-21-2020, 10:02 AM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: "It's okay Tim, it happens to all men....."

"We'll watch TV for a little while, then you can try again."

Some of y’all seem very familiar with these kinds of conversations. Ninja

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

**flsprtsgod** · 01-22-2020, 09:33 AM

(01-22-2020, 12:39 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(01-21-2020, 11:35 PM)Sneakers Wrote: "We'll watch TV for a little while, then you can try again."

Some of y’all seem very familiar with these kinds of conversations.

I don't know what they're on about...

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Jags · 01-22-2020, 06:38 PM

Idk, I’m still thinking Timmy unleashed the freaky beast that he is. He probably taught her a thing or five.

Probably had restraints, toys, hot wax, clamps, the whole 9 yards. But TT is used to needing 10 yards...so he also had latex body suits, sibian (sp), stripper pole and a cat o’ nine tails.

**Bchbunnie4** · 01-22-2020, 10:59 PM

(01-22-2020, 06:38 PM)Jags Wrote: Idk, I’m still thinking Timmy unleashed the freaky beast that he is. He probably taught her a thing or five.

Probably had restraints, toys, hot wax, clamps, the whole 9 yards. But TT is used to needing 10 yards...so he also had latex body suits, sibian (sp), stripper pole and a cat o’ nine tails.

You definitely put way too much thought into this!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Jags · 01-23-2020, 07:47 AM

(01-22-2020, 10:59 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(01-22-2020, 06:38 PM)Jags Wrote: Idk, I’m still thinking Timmy unleashed the freaky beast that he is. He probably taught her a thing or five.

Probably had restraints, toys, hot wax, clamps, the whole 9 yards. But TT is used to needing 10 yards...so he also had latex body suits, sibian (sp), stripper pole and a cat o’ nine tails.

You definitely put way too much thought into this!

You’re probably right. Or let’s just say you’re right. It was probably a lot more simple. He probably just grabbed the ol’ “helmet” and said “put me in coach, I’m ready to play!”

**MarleyJag** · 01-23-2020, 04:10 PM

Saw a picture of him post-wedding and his grin was wider than usual. Makes sense.

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**flsprtsgod** · 01-23-2020, 04:51 PM

(01-21-2020, 05:17 PM)Jags Wrote: Y’all may be waaay off. He may quite possibly be “Tebowing” her.

Doubtful...

FTA: "When it came to the ceremony and reception, Tebow told People the three things he was most looking forward to. "The first moment I see her in her wedding dress, the first kiss, and the first dance together as man and wife. It's such a special night," he said."

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato