Gulp...
With growing tiredness of having the fans throwing hurtful words upon them, the Jag's OLine arose at sunrise this morning and were spotted at Mickler's beach (Duval's is closed) doing suicides in the sand. Yes, in the off season meeting on their own accord for the betterment of themselves, team, and the fans. Some early shell hunters say that they heard a voice bellowing for the final suicide rep, like a coxswain to a champion rowing crew, "first one back goes on an RV leg with me next summer and the last one to finish eats my dirty jorts".

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