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You Just Can't Fix Stupid


(04-03-2021, 07:31 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: I received an email from Amazon with one of those "Can you answer this question..." about a twin blade razor I get online because the five blade cheese graters sold in stores are stupid. How are you supposed to shave your upper lip when the damn razor is wider than your lip? Do five blades really shave better than just two? Why stop at five? Let's go for seven blades. Pretty soon they'll be so damned big the razors will be held stationary and we'll just rub our faces on them!

(ahem) I digress.

Anyway, the question is: "How do I assemble the handle to the blades? There are no directions."

This person actually asked the world how to attach a blade cartridge to a handle.

step 1: find an adult

or step 1: find a chain mail glove, you're gonna need it.

(I could see this being a legit Q for a kid who has never shaved or someone who lived using disposables like my dad)
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You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-07-2020, 12:11 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 09-07-2020, 03:33 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-07-2020, 06:24 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 09-07-2020, 06:51 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-07-2020, 07:18 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by The Drifter - 09-08-2020, 08:04 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Norman Mushari - 09-08-2020, 01:54 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 10-26-2020, 08:13 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 10-26-2020, 08:33 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by rollerjag - 10-26-2020, 10:03 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by HURRICANE!!! - 10-27-2020, 04:20 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 10-27-2020, 04:49 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 10-27-2020, 05:49 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 10-28-2020, 09:48 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by HURRICANE!!! - 10-27-2020, 07:03 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 01-23-2021, 10:58 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 01-23-2021, 06:00 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 01-25-2021, 06:26 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by flsprtsgod - 01-25-2021, 06:51 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 01-25-2021, 07:18 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by flsprtsgod - 01-27-2021, 05:50 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 01-27-2021, 06:40 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 01-26-2021, 11:04 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-07-2021, 05:00 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-08-2021, 12:14 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-08-2021, 02:49 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 02-08-2021, 08:00 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-08-2021, 10:00 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-08-2021, 04:51 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 02-08-2021, 10:58 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-08-2021, 08:09 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-09-2021, 07:41 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-09-2021, 07:54 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 02-09-2021, 08:07 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-09-2021, 08:16 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-10-2021, 10:30 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-10-2021, 06:23 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-10-2021, 06:36 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-11-2021, 10:06 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by flsprtsgod - 02-11-2021, 10:11 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 02-11-2021, 10:45 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-11-2021, 07:30 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-11-2021, 09:10 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-11-2021, 09:18 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-11-2021, 11:24 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-12-2021, 10:53 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-10-2021, 11:20 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by The Drifter - 02-11-2021, 02:44 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-11-2021, 09:59 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-11-2021, 10:53 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by The Drifter - 02-15-2021, 04:39 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-15-2021, 06:40 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-20-2021, 09:48 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 02-20-2021, 08:05 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-20-2021, 09:09 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-20-2021, 09:33 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 02-21-2021, 10:55 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-21-2021, 11:35 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-21-2021, 12:13 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 02-21-2021, 02:14 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 02-21-2021, 05:04 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by flsprtsgod - 02-22-2021, 02:42 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-22-2021, 04:44 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-22-2021, 06:29 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-22-2021, 06:48 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-23-2021, 10:08 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 02-23-2021, 10:02 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-23-2021, 10:13 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-23-2021, 11:02 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-24-2021, 04:43 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-24-2021, 02:28 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 02-24-2021, 06:12 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-24-2021, 07:13 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 02-24-2021, 11:13 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-24-2021, 11:23 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 02-25-2021, 07:50 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 02-25-2021, 10:05 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 02-25-2021, 07:26 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 02-24-2021, 11:05 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 04-01-2021, 11:40 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 04-01-2021, 02:33 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 04-01-2021, 06:09 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 04-02-2021, 08:47 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by jagibelieve - 04-02-2021, 03:19 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by flsprtsgod - 04-02-2021, 07:02 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 04-02-2021, 01:26 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 04-02-2021, 03:40 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by RicoTx - 04-02-2021, 04:01 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 04-03-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 04-03-2021, 09:01 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 04-05-2021, 10:20 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 04-04-2021, 12:45 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Bchbunnie4 - 04-04-2021, 01:40 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 04-04-2021, 11:34 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-19-2021, 07:54 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by Bchbunnie4 - 04-19-2021, 08:27 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 04-19-2021, 07:28 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-20-2021, 06:47 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by Jags - 04-20-2021, 09:07 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by The Real Marty - 04-20-2021, 07:01 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 04-20-2021, 09:05 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 04-20-2021, 09:01 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 04-20-2021, 09:06 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 04-20-2021, 09:13 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 04-20-2021, 09:24 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 04-22-2021, 04:43 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by WingerDinger - 04-22-2021, 09:49 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 06-08-2021, 10:19 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 06-08-2021, 08:02 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 07-13-2021, 09:46 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 07-14-2021, 10:08 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 07-15-2021, 04:00 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-08-2021, 07:46 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 09-09-2021, 05:43 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 09-09-2021, 08:51 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by americus 2.0 - 09-09-2021, 03:42 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-18-2021, 11:28 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 09-18-2021, 12:44 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by homebiscuit - 09-18-2021, 09:54 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Mikey - 09-20-2021, 11:52 AM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Sneakers - 09-20-2021, 05:45 PM
RE: You Just Can't Fix Stupid - by Jags - 09-20-2021, 05:57 PM



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