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  • Offline The Drifter
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02-27-2021, 02:48 PM

Rooster fitted with knife for cockfighting kills its owner by slashing his groin as it tries to escape
  • Bird had a blade strapped to his leg ready to take on opponent in vicious battle 
  • But he made a bid to escape, slashing open his owner's groin in the process
  • Man rushed to hospital from village of Lothunar, India, but died of blood loss 
  • Killer rooster was held briefly at local police station before being sent to a farm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...GAnMktjETI
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02-27-2021, 06:30 PM

Sounds like the chicken got the worm.


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02-27-2021, 07:24 PM

Being henpecked by the wife suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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02-27-2021, 10:01 PM

Instead of Chock Full o’ Nuts sounds like a [BLEEP] full of Nuts.
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