You mean to tell me, if I run this here truck over that Miata, I’m going to go Ahh ahhh ahhh uhhh?  

Please tell me that was a “Devils Rejects” reference.  If so, +1 for being awesome.

While I've seen the flick, the things I did back in the days when that flick came out have prevented me from remembering bits of dialogue.

Sorry if I am disappointment.

Ugh,  I can’t believe you.  I feel let down.  Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what?  You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed.  Yep.  That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective.  I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

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While I've seen the flick, the things I did back in the days when that flick came out have prevented me from remembering bits of dialogue.

Sorry if I am disappointment.

Ugh,  I can’t believe you.  I feel let down.  Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what?  You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed.  Yep.  That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective.  I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

 

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

Ugh,  I can’t believe you.  I feel let down.  Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what?  You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed.  Yep.  That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective.  I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

 

Dude! I suggested that earlier!   Good call!  Those are impressive balls indeed.  Perhaps it’s an illusion.  Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is.  Either way, it’s a nice set!  [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls.   Ugh.

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No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

 

Dude! I suggested that earlier!   Good call!  Those are impressive balls indeed.  Perhaps it’s an illusion.  Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is.  Either way, it’s a nice set!  [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls.   Ugh.

Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should!   By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

Dude! I suggested that earlier!   Good call!  Those are impressive balls indeed.  Perhaps it’s an illusion.  Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is.  Either way, it’s a nice set!  [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls.   Ugh.

Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should!   By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

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Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should!   By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

I should have properly said: I don't think that woman is 90 lbs. But I hear ya bro.

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

I should have properly said: I don't think that woman is 90 lbs. But I hear ya bro.

Oh, I know exactly what you meant.  I wasn’t going to let you off that easy.  

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No. Done.

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And don't forget the folks that made Monster Miatas back in the day.

Ford 5.0 and drivetrain from a mustang or old cougar.

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No. Done.

Omg! Where the hell have you been?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

No. Done.

Omg! Where the hell have you been?

Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

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Omg! Where the hell have you been?

Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

So you were in a coma?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

So you were in a coma?

If I was a hot Asian chick, I sure as hell wouldn’t be spending time on this board.  I’d be playing with myself any chance I got, lol. And I sure as hell wouldn’t be hanging out with some guy in a Miata

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Is it just a coincidence that a clog happy fool appears out of nowhere and all of a sudden, asain chicks are a topic again?

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Just watch for those light poles!

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Just watch for those light poles!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???