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All I can say is.... OUCH!

  • Offline The Drifter
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09-17-2021, 09:00 PM

Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

He backed up his hard drive — and his penis.

A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-...nis-length
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09-17-2021, 10:29 PM

This will be the new tide pod tik tok challenge..
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09-18-2021, 02:57 AM

What was he trying to measure…his IQ?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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09-18-2021, 07:58 AM

This gives "pulling the plug" a whole new meaning.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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09-20-2021, 11:51 AM

(09-17-2021, 09:00 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

He backed up his hard drive — and his penis.

A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-...nis-length

Shame on those doctors. The dude did his best to keep himself out of the gene pool, the least society could have done was to oblige him.
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