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11-14-2021, 05:24 PM

Since it will not let me copy and paste the text, I'll just post the link. I know quite a few people that could use this.... LOL


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11-15-2021, 07:49 PM

I’ve been trying to sell/implement a new way to fart. We all fart. But unfortunately others don’t like it. Without fail, when it’s time to go to bed, the gasses inside my body want to come out. It’s almost like the bed is a Catholic priest expelling the demons inside my [BLEEP] hole each night. Perhaps, they wanna come out all day and I’m not privy or aware due to my mower masking the sound and open air I can blame it on a dead animal, someone’s well fed irrigation or running over a dog turd. I propose a series of pvc pipes with a funnel at the end. Fart in the funnel and let the stink escape through the vent through the roof. Pretty sure Billy Mayes can sell it. Damnit. Dudes not even alive. Phil Swift will have to do.
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