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A Satisfied Walmart Patron Is Arrested

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11-23-2021, 09:07 AM

A Satisfied Walmart Patron Is Arrested

Man with sticky fingers nabbed (but not for theft)

NOVEMBER 22--Need another reason to avoid your local Walmart during the holiday shopping crush? Here goes:

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/...CrNi8dR1A0
Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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11-23-2021, 10:29 AM

Cleanup in Electronics!!
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11-23-2021, 11:02 AM

Beware the ''floor model'' special!
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11-23-2021, 08:15 PM (This post was last modified: 11-23-2021, 08:20 PM by Jags. Edited 2 times in total.)

I actually DO NOT need a reason to avoid Walmart during the holidays after I willingly and premeditatedly (if that’s a word) T-boned another shopper with the cart after having enough of her butting in front of me.  I don’t exactly play well with others though. Matter of fact, that was a Black Friday at a Walmart about 10-15 years or more ago.  Sadly, I chose to leave and sit in the truck before I got arrested.  I say sadly, because I eventually got arrested a year or so later for far more serious [BLEEP] that I didn’t do. (That’s the truth, I didn’t do what I was arrested for).  Hence why the song “BAck in Black” Resonate with me.  Got fired from that shot show and made it myself. 

As it pertains to the situation at hand, I’m finding it very hard to believe that a man that good looking is not getting ample poon.  Sexy beast beating the Bobby in the the electrics section.  Not buying that for a second.  Must be fake news, or Folkston, Ga.  Or wherever this took place
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11-24-2021, 04:13 AM

I shop strictly online for black friday and christmas.. If I can't get it online, they don't get it..
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11-24-2021, 08:13 AM

(11-24-2021, 04:13 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: I shop strictly online for black friday and christmas.. If I can't get it online, they don't get it..

I get the grandkids stuff online, everyone else gets a gift card.
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11-24-2021, 12:35 PM

(11-24-2021, 08:13 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(11-24-2021, 04:13 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: I shop strictly online for black friday and christmas.. If I can't get it online, they don't get it..

I get the grandkids stuff online, everyone else gets a gift card.

Hey everyone, Biscuit is giving all of us gift cards for Christmas!   Banana


Lowe's and Home Depot are great for me, you can never have too many power tools.  Academy Sports works and I love Bass Pro Shops.  If you're pressed for time, any place that sells liquor or ammo is fine.
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11-25-2021, 09:41 AM

(11-24-2021, 12:35 PM)Sneakers Wrote:
(11-24-2021, 08:13 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: I get the grandkids stuff online, everyone else gets a gift card.

Hey everyone, Biscuit is giving all of us gift cards for Christmas!   Banana


Lowe's and Home Depot are great for me, you can never have too many power tools.  Academy Sports works and I love Bass Pro Shops.  If you're pressed for time, any place that sells liquor or ammo is fine.

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