All I can say is...... YIKES!!!!!!!

Huge crab shocks golfers by snapping a club in half 'like a chainsaw' after clambering on top of bag

• Robber crab is filmed snapping a golf club clean in half on Christmas Island 
  
• The golfers came back to find the massive crab perched on top of a golf bag
  
• A man is seen trying to pry the crab from his golf club before it snaps in half
  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...vEm_-ijdKU

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

Holy...

Although, there are some days on the course when I would gladly feed it all the clubs it wanted.

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That's a hybrid of a different sort.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Apparently those guys taste like lobster. Sounds like an arrangement can be reached.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Try explaining to the wife going out with your buds golfing and coming back with crabs and your shaft is broken.

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Probably shouldn't skinny dip in those waters.....

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Probably shouldn't skinny dip in those waters.....

Maybe the crab shouldn’t bite off more than it can chew.

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Probably shouldn't skinny dip in those waters.....

Go ahead.  They lose their ability to survive underwater long before they reach that size.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Probably shouldn't skinny dip in those waters.....

Go ahead.  They lose their ability to survive underwater long before they reach that size.

Wait..no. She’s not talking about your pool shrinkage. She’s talking about the crab biting off a wiener in the water.  Silly Billy

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