Drunk passenger who was stopped from boarding leads cops on wild chase through Orlando Airport - on a motorized suitcase!

• A New York woman barred from boarding a plane at Orlando International led cops on chase through the airport on a motorized suitcase before being arrested
  
•  Newly released police bodycam footages shows Chelsea Alston, 32, being chased by the officer, who rode a bicycle during the not-so-high-speed pursuit
  
• 'We're going to have a bike pursuing a suitcase in a minute,' the Orlando officer can be heard saying in the clip, as he attempts to catch up with the passenger
  
•  Prior to the pursuit, footage shows the officer approaching the woman after receiving complaints from airport staff that she was visibly intoxicated
  
• Alston was eventually arrested, but not before battering the officer and causing more than $1,000 in damage to his patrol car, court records show
  
• If convicted, she faces up to five years in prison for each offense
  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...67p9syabAQ

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

“Suck my ****”?

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I’m reminded of the time I sat next to a girl on a plane out of Charlotte who had been drinking heavily. As the plane was climbing out, she leaned forward and vomited all over the floor. I walked forward to tell a flight attendant and thankfully there was another seat open.

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I’m reminded of the time I sat next to a girl on a plane out of Charlotte who had been drinking heavily. As the plane was climbing out, she leaned forward and vomited all over the floor. I walked forward to tell a flight attendant and thankfully there was another seat open.

I had an extremely intoxicated guy across the aisle from me piss in his pants because the flight attendant wouldn't let him get up because we were on descent.

He just kept yelling, "I gotta pee, I gotta pee."  So I guess he just did.

This guy was so [BLEEP] up that at one point he was slumped over in his seat and they thought he was dead and they had a doctor check on him.

After travelling for 15 solid years and being on 300 or 400 flights, I'm sure we could share plenty of stories.

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