If we don't have him in week 2, then oh boy....

We can just call up the albino rhino from the Sahara refuge. We'll be fine...

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We missed him today, I think on that final 4th and 1, you don't stop a savage like him from getting a single yard. Short yardage situations and the redzone have been this teams achilles heel on offense, he was signed to remedy that. Also being able to platoon him and yeldon in the heat to keep fresh wouldve been huge. if he'd played today we'd be 1-0.

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Championship Formula:

1) Draft Trevor Lawrence!
2) Play good physical Defense! 
3) Keep 91% of the roster healthy!
4) ???
5) Blank #2
6) CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

We missed him today, I think on that final 4th and 1, you don't stop a savage like him from getting a single yard. Short yardage situations and the redzone have been this teams achilles heel on offense, he was signed to remedy that. Also being able to platoon him and yeldon in the heat to keep fresh wouldve been huge. if he'd played today we'd be 1-0.

 

Even if we had him I would have been just as livid about the screen pass call. A bunch of Packers were in Yeldon's face at the LOS.

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I heard it stemmed from a priapism caused by a bad reaction to viagra.

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I heard it stemmed from a priapism caused by a bad reaction to viagra.

 

Who told you that?

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My dad said it was a serious case of an STD.

Hicken referenced the hospitalization this morning, said he was aware of what Ivory was admitted for, but said he was not allowed to report what the issue was.  All he said was that apparently Ivory was in severe discomfort.  My first thought was that he had a nasty STD flare-up. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I heard it stemmed from a priapism caused by a bad reaction to viagra.

Well, that would certainly be a painful condition if it's lasting longer than 4 hours.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I heard it stemmed from a priapism caused by a bad reaction to viagra.

the commercial for Viagra says if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

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Well we are going to need him next week.

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Somebody could lose an eye with that thang.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Hicken referenced the hospitalization this morning, said he was aware of what Ivory was admitted for, but said he was not allowed to report what the issue was.  All he said was that apparently Ivory was in severe discomfort.  My first thought was that he had a nasty STD flare-up. 

 

Pam Oliver said before the game Ivory is in severe pain, but team team would not disclose the nature of it,

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Just posted in another thread on how much we missed him. I think they would be wise to cut ties with Robinson and bring in a big back as insurance for Ivory this week. 

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Just posted in another thread on how much we missed him. I think they would be wise to cut ties with Robinson and bring in a big back as insurance for Ivory this week.

Offer Marshawn Lynch an offer he can't refuse.

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Somebody could lose an eye with that thang.

At least he would have remained standing for the National Anthem.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Pam Oliver said before the game Ivory is in severe pain, but team team would not disclose the nature of it,

And?

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The commercial for Viagra says if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

 

Hmmm. Most ED drug commercials have been for Cialis the last two years, but they work the same way and cause the same side effects. I never heard a warning about four hour erections.

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At least one of these guys has to be an upgrade at RB3, right?

 

 

Roy Helu

Jonas Grey

Joique Bell

Joe Banyard

Ahmad Bradshaw

Bernard Pierce

Stevan Ridley

Donald Brown

Steven Jackson

Karlos Williams

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At least one of these guys has to be an upgrade at RB3, right?
 
 
Roy Helu
Jonas Grey
Joique Bell
Joe Banyard
Ahmad Bradshaw
Bernard Pierce
Stevan Ridley
Donald Brown
Steven Jackson
Karlos Williams

forgot to add Tobey Gerhart

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At least one of these guys has to be an upgrade at RB3, right?



Roy Helu

Jonas Grey

Joique Bell

Joe Banyard

Ahmad Bradshaw

Bernard Pierce

Stevan Ridley

Donald Brown

Steven Jackson

Karlos Williams

Doesn't matter much if the line can't run block.


Karlos Williams is the best of the bunch but I'm not sure if he's fit or not.

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forgot to add Tobey Gerhart

I'd probably rather have Gerhart than Robinson if we're going to run the ball up the middle. Gerhart at least has a bit of strength and can block. Never a RB1 but he thrived in Minnesota as a RB2.

 

Robinson isn't very good at anything really. He had a good game or two back in 2014 but all I remember recently is whiffing blocks, fumbling too much and looking lost.

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