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04-29-2022, 02:31 PM

‘Fictosexual’ Man Who Married 16-Year-Old Hologram Can’t Communicate With Her After Software Support Eliminated

A “fictosexual” man can no longer communicate with his “wife” of four years. Akihiko Kondo, a 38-year-old Japanese man, wed a holographic image of the blue-haired anime character Hatsune Miku in 2018. The character is described as 16 years old, the New York Post reported.  

https://www.dailywire.com/news/fictosexu...UrcOZIR9sY
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04-30-2022, 11:32 AM

Dude belongs in holojail..


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04-30-2022, 10:28 PM

Dude....
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05-01-2022, 02:12 PM

(04-30-2022, 11:32 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: Dude belongs in holojail..

For consorting with an underage hologram?
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05-01-2022, 02:18 PM

(05-01-2022, 02:12 PM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(04-30-2022, 11:32 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: Dude belongs in holojail..

For consorting with an underage hologram?

Yup.. Where he"ll eat holo bread, drink holo water and get holo raped by other holo offenders..


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05-01-2022, 02:39 PM

(05-01-2022, 02:18 PM)WingerDinger Wrote:
(05-01-2022, 02:12 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: For consorting with an underage hologram?

Yup.. Where he"ll eat holo bread, drink holo water and get holo raped by other holo offenders..

That's pretty good.  That could be a movie.
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05-01-2022, 02:40 PM

Holo [BLEEP]
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05-01-2022, 04:22 PM

(05-01-2022, 02:39 PM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(05-01-2022, 02:18 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Yup.. Where he"ll eat holo bread, drink holo water and get holo raped by other holo offenders..

That's pretty good.  That could be a movie.

The stuff we think about while on certain medications.. just boggles the mind..


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05-02-2022, 12:08 PM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2022, 12:09 PM by HURRICANE!!!. Edited 1 time in total.)

Word has it he is coming after Bchbunnie4's Hologram.
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05-02-2022, 01:48 PM

(05-02-2022, 12:08 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: Word has it he is coming after Bchbunnie4's Hologram.

That hologram packs a holoknife.. careful..


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05-02-2022, 05:08 PM

(05-01-2022, 02:12 PM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(04-30-2022, 11:32 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: Dude belongs in holojail..

For consorting with an underage hologram?

Could set a dangerous cyber-precedent.
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05-04-2022, 02:10 PM

OK ... so let's think about this one. The hologram doesn't cheat on you, it doesn't require dinner dates, and it doesn't order from Amazon Prime everyday. Any chance this could become the new normal for both guys and girls?
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05-04-2022, 05:52 PM

(05-04-2022, 02:10 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: OK ... so let's think about this one.  The hologram doesn't cheat on you, it doesn't require dinner dates, and it doesn't order from Amazon Prime everyday.  Any chance this could become the new normal for both guys and girls?

I get what you’re saying. It makes sense. Until you finish the list of all the other things they can’t do.  I mean…. Men and women both have “their needs” if ya know what I mean.  

On a serious note, one that has a relationship with a hologram kinda reeks the “serial killer” vibe.
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