But does it keep them cold??????

The Infamous Leg Lamp Now Comes with a Beer Dispenser

Miller High Life made a boozy update to the iconic piece of seasonal decor.

The leg lamp from A Christmas Story probably didn't realize it would become the uniquely sultry icon for the winter holiday. However, 39 years later, a stockinged leg is nearly as synonymous with Christmas as Santa Claus. Miller High Life is taking that legacy one step further by making a leg lamp that dispenses beer.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/a-...-life-beer

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I'm gonna go ahead and say it.. Love that movie to death, I watch it every Christmas season, religiously..

But.. That lamp is cheesy as hell. One of my neighbors way down the street has one all lit up in their front bay window.

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I could invoke a mental picture about a leg lamp that would dispense beer (or whatever) from a few inches higher, but I won't go there. Oh wait....

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