She was HOT then, and she's still HOTTER Than a firecracker...........

‘Wayne’s World’ star Tia Carrere, 56, poses in bikini to celebrate her birthday: ‘An epic start to 2023’

'General Hospital' alum and singer played Mike Myers' love interest Cassandra in 1992 comedy

Tia Carrere is still making fans feel not worthy.

The actress and singer, who famously played Mike Myers’ love interest Cassandra in the 1992 comedy "Wayne’s World," is kicking off the new year in style. For her birthday, the '90s pinup rocked a skimpy black halter bikini. She completed the look with a slick-back ponytail and aviator shades.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/wa...start-2023

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

Wow. She still looks good.

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I’d hit it.

Although at my age that might not be indicative of too much.

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I’d hit it.

Although at my age that might not be indicative of too much.

I’m pretty sure pre-teens would hit it as well.  What’s funny, I had a 25 year old question a “hot chick” today that I saw.  So I paused work and called him and the 45 yr old into a quick conference.  Both the 40+‘ers would hit hit.  The young buck agreed.  But I think he only agreed for the one-timer.

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I’d hit it.

Although at my age that might not be indicative of too much.

I’m pretty sure pre-teens would hit it as well.  What’s funny, I had a 25 year old question a “hot chick” today that I saw.  So I paused work and called him and the 45 yr old into a quick conference.  Both the 40+‘ers would hit hit.  The young buck agreed.  But I think he only agreed for the one-timer.

A 25 year old might not want to hit it with a woman his mom's age.

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I’m pretty sure pre-teens would hit it as well.  What’s funny, I had a 25 year old question a “hot chick” today that I saw.  So I paused work and called him and the 45 yr old into a quick conference.  Both the 40+‘ers would hit hit.  The young buck agreed.  But I think he only agreed for the one-timer.

A 25 year old might not want to hit it with a woman his mom's age.

Youd make a terrible teenage boy.  Just sayin’.  She looks a lot better than a pillow.

Edit:  just saw the 25 yr old part.  I’d still argue they’d hit it.  Maybe youd make a terrible lesbian?

Second edit.  Was not calling you a lesbian.  Just sayin’ you’d be bad at it.

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Her breasts are ample, I would like to sample. Double Scwiiiingg.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

A 25 year old might not want to hit it with a woman his mom's age.

Youd make a terrible teenage boy.  Just sayin’.  She looks a lot better than a pillow.

Edit:  just saw the 25 yr old part.  I’d still argue they’d hit it.  Maybe youd make a terrible lesbian?

Second edit.  Was not calling you a lesbian.  Just sayin’ you’d be bad at it.

Yes, I'd be terrible teenage boy and a bad lesbian. Lol. 

Yeah, a 25 year old guy wouldn't care if he hit that and her being his mom's age.

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Youd make a terrible teenage boy.  Just sayin’.  She looks a lot better than a pillow.

Edit:  just saw the 25 yr old part.  I’d still argue they’d hit it.  Maybe youd make a terrible lesbian?

Second edit.  Was not calling you a lesbian.  Just sayin’ you’d be bad at it.

Yes, I'd be terrible teenage boy and a bad lesbian. Lol. 

Yeah, a 25 year old guy wouldn't care if he hit that and her being his mom's age.

Ahhh. The Zack Effect..

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Youd make a terrible teenage boy.  Just sayin’.  She looks a lot better than a pillow.

Edit:  just saw the 25 yr old part.  I’d still argue they’d hit it.  Maybe youd make a terrible lesbian?

Second edit.  Was not calling you a lesbian.  Just sayin’ you’d be bad at it.

Yes, I'd be terrible teenage boy and a bad lesbian. Lol. 

Yeah, a 25 year old guy wouldn't care if he hit that and her being his mom's age.

That's ok, you could still be a great Mrs. Robinson.

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