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Here's some reasons why I feel this would be excellent: 

 

1. His speeches. The man is magic on the mic. Teleprompters? Naaahhhh, he wouldn't ever need them. You could definitely expect to get the vintage catchphrases with a political twist. Things like, "The Rock will take these rockets, turn em sideways and stick em straight up ISIS'S CANDY ASKES!!!" or asking Putin how his day is and when he starts to respond say, "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOUR DAY IS!!! WHAT MATTERS IS YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR [BLEEP] STRAIGHT OR I WILL DROP THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW ON YOU!!" 

 

2. His upbringing. He is the textbook of someone coming from nothing and achieving great things. He has shared that story many of times. He can utilize this to reach out to a very large portion of the population to help inspire. 

 

3. His star power. He has an extremely large and loyal fanbase, nuff said. 

 

4. He could beat up any other world leader in a fight. 

 

5. He'd be the first president to have an armored convoy of pickup trucks as his method of transportation. 

 

6. He would have his theme song played every time he makes an entrance. 

 

7. He would have his Bull tattoo copied onto the White House lawn. 

 

8. He would still make movies. 

 

9. He would make Stone Cold Steve Austin his VP. 

 

10. He would make everyone get up at 4am and go to the gym to work out. 

 

11. The later seasons of Ballers would be based out of the White House. 

 

12. The Oval Office would get a gym inside of it along with a smoothie bar. 

 

13. His cheat days would be legendary. 

 

14. Wrestlemania would be held on the White House lawn. 

 

15. Lastly, he'd Rock Bottom every politician who opposed him. 

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Are presidential candidates drug tested?

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Are presidential candidates drug tested?

Who in the hells gonna be able to make him pee in a cup.

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usada

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I keep saying it's time for a real 3rd party candidate. Best opportunity ever.

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Are presidential candidates drug tested?

Why would they be?


For steroids/HGH?

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Why would they be?


For steroids/HGH?

I thought it was common knowledge the rock uses concentrated Chuck Norris adrenaline which is not currently a banned substance. 

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Mick Foley for SecState, Mr. SOCKO is a brilliant negotiator.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I would smell what The Rock is cookin'.

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I would smell what The Rock is cookin'.

This

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

I keep saying it's time for a real 3rd party candidate. Best opportunity ever.

 

It's been time for the last 40 years, but we've never had a viable 3rd party option.  I think the best chance would have been Iacocca back in '88.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Haha good post.

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As long as he makes the Undertaker sec. Of defense I'm in!

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