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Chuck Norris named honorary Texan

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04-05-2017, 04:55 PM


Chuck Norris named honorary Texan
 

Chuck Norris may have been born in Oklahoma, but now he’s a Texan.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/201...texan.html

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04-05-2017, 06:04 PM

Chuck should be an honorary state.

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04-05-2017, 06:21 PM

Quote:Chuck should be an honorary state.
Exactly.  "Texas was named an honorary Chuck Norris today."
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04-18-2017, 09:45 PM

Quote:Chuck Norris named honorary Texan

 

Chuck Norris may have been born in Oklahoma, but now he’s a Texan.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/201...texan.html

 

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Exactly.  "Texas was named an honorary Chuck Norris today."
 

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This is exactly what I thought. Texas didn't make Norris, he made Texas.
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04-19-2017, 06:59 PM

Someone please explain to me why being named a Texan is an honor.

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