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Ozzy Osbourne Missing After Wife Kicks Him Out

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05-09-2016, 02:51 PM


Ozzy Osbourne Missing After Wife Kicks Him Out
 

Rock star Ozzy Osbourne has reportedly gone missing after his wife kicked him out of their California home for allegedly having an affair.

 

Reports indicate his wife, 63-year-old Sharon, forced her 64-year-old husband o leave after claims he had a fling with a younger hairstylist, Michelle Pugh, The Sun reports.

 

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05-09-2016, 03:16 PM

I didn't see THAT coming.

 

Ok, maybe I did.

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05-09-2016, 04:16 PM

You can't have a coked out geek like Ozzy roaming the streets alone!!!


That's dog on near animal abuse!!!


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05-09-2016, 04:31 PM

Well let's see guys.  If you are a wealthy former rock star what do you do?  Tag a 63 year old hag or tag a younger hairstylist?



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05-09-2016, 04:33 PM

I can picture Ozzy off his nut roaming the streets wailing Shaaaaaarraaan at anyone who passes.
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05-09-2016, 04:51 PM

Quote:Well let's see guys.  If you are a wealthy former rock star what do you do?  Tag a 63 year old hag or tag a younger hairstylist?
 

 

Hey, I'd tag Sharon Osbourne.......

 

 

And you know you would to........ :teehee: :yes:
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05-09-2016, 05:08 PM

Quote:Hey, I'd tag Sharon Osbourne.......

 

 

And you know you would to........ :teehee: :yes:
 

I don't know.... I'd have to be into quite a few beers for that.   Sick   I would also probably have to use double protection.  You never know what her drug-taking self or her husband's drug taking has.


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05-09-2016, 06:14 PM

Quote: I would also probably have to use double protection.
 

Man, I read that wrong the first time through, made me wonder...
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05-09-2016, 06:30 PM

Quote:Man, I read that wrong the first time through, made me wonder...



Jesus...I did too!! :blink:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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05-09-2016, 06:33 PM

Quote:Man, I read that wrong the first time through, made me wonder...
 

 

Quote:Jesus...I did too!! :blink:
 


Dirty Minds......... :teehee: :yes: :woot:
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05-09-2016, 08:06 PM

Quote:Hey, I'd tag Sharon Osbourne.......

 

 

And you know you would to........ :teehee: :yes:


Go right ahead. I ain't a' goin anywhere Ozzys schwantzschtuker has traveled.
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05-09-2016, 09:10 PM

Quote:Go right ahead. I ain't a' goin anywhere Ozzys schwantzschtuker has traveled.


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05-10-2016, 10:09 PM

Quote:Hey, I'd tag Sharon Osbourne.......

 

 

And you know you would to........ :teehee: :yes:
She's pretty enough for a septuagenarian, but there's no way I'm following Ozzy
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