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Traveller sends handwritten plea for help to flight attendant about a nearby passenger '[BAD WORD REMOVED] in row...

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Traveller sends handwritten plea for help to flight attendant about a nearby passenger 'farting in rows 10 to 12'

<ul class="">[*]Disgruntled passenger asked if flight attendant could make announcement 
[*]Note has gone viral after flight attendant's child posted a photo to Reddit
[*]'Whoever is farting in rows 10 to 12 should definitely see a doctor,' it reads 
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel...z3xX3od0k4
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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.
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If I were the [BLEEP], I would have told he [BLEEP] to [BLEEP] in their own seat.  And keep their [BLEEP] to themselves.

 

That is, if I had a [BLEEP] to [BLEEP].

 

I'm curious to what others think about this [BLEEP]?

 

Would you [BLEEP] your [BLEEP] if you could [BLEEP] your [BLEEP], or would you just keep your [BLEEP] to yourself?


"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."
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I was at the airport this week, picking up my son and we were down at the luggage carousel waiting for it to start when someone ripped one so rank that I think they might have needed to wipe afterwards!! It was so bad that people cleared out of the particular area and someone even yelled out loud..."I think somebody has [BLEEP] themselves"!! Couldn't imagine being trapped on a flight with that amount of stank!!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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#4

Usually, the first person who acknowledges it is the guilty party.
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#5

Is this related to the Andre branch on a plane thread? Could his talent be exiting through his spinchter?
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#6

He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

Regards..............theChiefjag


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Quote:I was at the airport this week, picking up my son and we were down at the luggage carousel waiting for it to start when someone ripped one so rank that I think they might have needed to wipe afterwards!! It was so bad that people cleared out of the particular area and someone even yelled out loud..."I think somebody has [BAD WORD REMOVED] themselves"!! Couldn't imagine being trapped on a flight with that amount of stank!!!


That's what happens when you eat that airport pizza before flying.
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Quote:He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

Regards..............theChiefjag
 

Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime... etc...

 

Also, with this kind of story I find the comments more amusing. The Bentley joke is a prime example.

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Quote:That's what happens when you eat that airport pizza before flying.


Made that mistake once. Nope. Not doin that again.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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So is airport pizza worse than gas station pizza?
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Quote:If I were the [BAD WORD REMOVED], I would have told he [BAD WORD REMOVED] to [BAD WORD REMOVED] in their own seat.  And keep their [BAD WORD REMOVED] to themselves.

 

That is, if I had a [BAD WORD REMOVED] to [BAD WORD REMOVED].

 

I'm curious to what others think about this [BAD WORD REMOVED]?

 

Would you [BAD WORD REMOVED] your [BAD WORD REMOVED] if you could [BAD WORD REMOVED] your [BAD WORD REMOVED], or would you just keep your [BAD WORD REMOVED] to yourself?
 

it's like playing mad libs

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Quote:So is airport pizza worse than gas station pizza?


Gas station pizza? Eric, I think we should have a talk.
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Quote:Gas station pizza? Eric, I think we should have a talk.


I only did it once! Sometimes you just have to learn the hard way
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