Should I tell him I'm a QB so he'll move his arm off my armrest?

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"I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." - Jimmy Conway

You could ask him if he bothered to book a return flight.

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Ask him is it really hard to get to the qb ?Because he makes it seem like it is impossible.

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Why the hell is your phone not in flight mode?

 

Also, there's a typo in your signature. 

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I would ask if he expects to be back.

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Ask him who he thinks will call defensive plays next year

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Why the hell is your phone not in flight mode?


Also, there's a typo in your signature.

Bc cell phones don't crash planes.....


Also, there's wifi

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

This ^^^^

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"I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." - Jimmy Conway

Y U so bad

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"A man with no sauce is lost.

<p style="text-align:center;">But that same man can get lost in the sauce."

Bc cell phones don't crash planes.....

 

They don't, doesn't make it legal to have it on normal mode. 

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They don't, doesn't make it legal to have it on normal mode.

That's not a law at all. May be company policy, but it's perfectly legal.

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Just ask him what his favorite ice cream flavor is, its a very casual question. 

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Ask him why he feels the need to celebrate a coverage sack when the Jags are down by 3 touchdowns. 

 

That crap kills me every time. What a moron. 

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They don't, doesn't make it legal to have it on normal mode. 

 

Then what's airplane mode for?

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Then what's airplane mode for?

 

I thought airplane mode lets you take control of the airplane.

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Tell him to jump out of the plane.

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Ask him if Gus makes the best Sundaes

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That's not a law at all. May be company policy, but it's perfectly legal.

FCC regulations specifically prohibit the use of any mobile device aboard aircraft in flight. Airlines have absolutely zero say whether you're allowed to use your phone during flight. Technically it's not a law but it might as well be. 

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That's not a law at all. May be company policy, but it's perfectly legal.

Uh, yeah it's a law.

 

Ask him which halftime adjustment he prefers: chocolate sprinkles, or rainbow?

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I thought airplane mode lets you take control of the airplane.

That's what i thought too. That's a scary responsibility and it's the reason I just turn my phone off during a flight.

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