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When the world ends

#1

What is number one on your bucket list? What's the one thing you want to do before the world ends?
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#2

Quote:What is number one on your bucket list? What's the one thing you want to do before the world ends?
 

Well of course my first thought was, sex with a supermodel, but after further review, I guess the one thing I would want to do before the world ends is achieve a much deeper understanding of the meaning of life, why we exist, why anything exists, and so on.  I guess I would say, achieve enlightenment. 

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#3

I'll be on a spaceship with my alien friends to a new planet with a real woman, not some scrawny self-absorbed supermodel who lives on salad and cigarettes. Enlightenment is for suckers.
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#4

Quote:What is number one on your bucket list? What's the one thing you want to do before the world ends?
 

 

See Gus lead the Jags to a Super Bowl win.

 

(The world will never end)

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#5

Quote:See Gus lead the Jags to a Super Bowl win.


(The world will never end)


This is exactly why I give you and the others hell. Talking about the coach in a thread completely unrelated to football. I understand you're probably trying to be funny but bro seriously?
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#6
(This post was last modified: 01-15-2016, 01:50 PM by The Eleventh Doctor.)

Celebrate my 85th birthday.


I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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#7
(This post was last modified: 01-15-2016, 01:54 PM by The Eleventh Doctor.)

Quote:See Gus lead the Jags to a Super Bowl win.

 

(The world will never end)
Technically you didn't say "Gus Bradley' so if someone named Gus wins a Super Bowl for the Jaguars, condition fulfilled!


I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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#8

Quote:Well of course my first thought was, sex with a supermodel, but after further review, I guess the one thing I would want to do before the world ends is achieve a much deeper understanding of the meaning of life, why we exist, why anything exists, and so on.  I guess I would say, achieve enlightenment. 
And this wouldn't happen via sex with a supermodel?

 

Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!





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#9

Quote:This is exactly why I give you and the others hell. Talking about the coach in a thread completely unrelated to football. I understand you're probably trying to be funny but bro seriously?
 

So in a thread about the fulfillment of near impossible fantasy I'm not permitted to talk about fantasy. Got it.  :thumbsup:

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#10

Quote:So in a thread about the fulfillment of near impossible fantasy I'm not permitted to talk about fantasy. Got it. :thumbsup:


It's not about near impossible fantasy. It's about what you would like to do/see before you die. Others get it like one saying celebration of 85th birthday. Or go to x country.
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#11

Quote:It's not about near impossible fantasy. It's about what you would like to do/see before you die. Others get it like one saying celebration of 85th birthday. Or go to x country.
 

So...you don't want to see Gus lead the Jags to a Super Bowl then?

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#12

I just want the McDonald's down the street to get my order right. Just once before the sun expands and eats the earth.


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#13

Quote:This is exactly why I give you and the others hell. Talking about the coach in a thread completely unrelated to football. I understand you're probably trying to be funny but bro seriously?


Wow. You're getting downright creepy. Seriously.
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#14

Quote:Wow. You're getting downright creepy. Seriously.


Thanks! That means a lot coming from you.
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#15

Quote:Thanks! That means a lot coming from you.


What it means to you is irrelevant. I'm just telling you.
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#16

Quote:What it means to you is irrelevant. I'm just telling you.


I agree it's irrelevant. Like anyone's opinion of me on this board. Thanks for sharing though, cause sharing is caring!
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#17

Heroin. Let's see what all the fuss is about.
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#18

Before the world ends I just want to buy my new tractor and play around clearing my back 2 acres.
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#19

Quote:Before the world ends I just want to buy my new tractor and play around clearing my back 2 acres.
 

Your answer sounds as good as mine, actually. 

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#20

Quote:It's not about near impossible fantasy. It's about what you would like to do/see before you die. Others get it like one saying celebration of 85th birthday. Or go to x country.
If you don't like the answer, perhaps you might try not asking the question.

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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