Woman gets out of DWI because her body is a 'brewery'
 

Last year, police in western New York stopped a driver who had been reported "weaving all over" the road. The female motorist had a flat tire and her car was producing "a large amount of smoke and a noticeable smell of burning rubber," per the police report; the responding officer also said the driver smelled of alcohol, was slurring her speech, and had glassy, bloodshot eyes.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/30...cmp=hplnws

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Now if we can only find a way to activate it at optimal times, it would save tons on alcohol! 

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A never ending buzz....somewhere in Oklahoma Blackmon just bought the local grocery store's entire stock of yeast.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

A never ending buzz....somewhere in Oklahoma Blackmon just bought the local grocery store's entire stock of yeast.

ALL THE YEASTS ARE BELONG TO ME!

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