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Quote:He also uses Secret deodorant.  Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.  He likes to keep in touch with his feminine side.
 

Well he does have a girlfriend, so she probably uses it.
Quote:I hate how this thread got derailed into an argument about the merits of press conferences. It is sad that not all fans understand how little time 10 minutes is.

 

There is only one thing I don't like about press conferences: I can't hear any of the questions, so I often have no idea what people are talking about. It would be nice if they were captioned.
If you had 9 minutes to live, 10 minutes would seem like an eternity.
Quote:Well he does have a girlfriend, so she probably uses it.
So does he.
Quote:If you had 9 minutes to live, 10 minutes would seem like an eternity.
 

But obviously Blake has many years left to live. He is only 22.
Quote:But obviously Blake has many years left to live. He is only 22.
Maybe.  Maybe not.  I've heard that 22 year old people do occasionally die. 

 

At least if he kicks the bucket, he'll go out smelling good. 

Quote:So does he.
 

The deodorant or the girlfriend?  :woot:
Quote:The deodorant or the girlfriend?  :woot:
Yes.
Quote:The deodorant or the girlfriend?
 

I assume FBT was referring to the deodorant LOL.
Quote:Maybe.  Maybe not.  I've heard that 22 year old people do occasionally die. 

 

At least if he kicks the bucket, he'll go out smelling good. 
 

And with this simple 2 line post, this thread has officially derailed to the point that it has to be eligible for "The worst derailed Jungle thread ever"
Quote:And with this simple 2 line post, this thread has officially derailed to the point that it has to be eligible for "The worst derailed Jungle thread ever"
 

LOL That is pathetic.

 

Obviously I should not post a link to Gus Bradley's presser tomorrow.
Quote:LOL That is pathetic.

 

Obviously I should not post a link to Gus Bradley's presser tomorrow.
Not posting?.... Couldn't hurt.
I hope he took out the outside runs with Gerhart

Quote:I hope he took out the outside runs with Gerhart
 

Outside runs are OK if Robinson carries the football.
Quote:Outside runs are OK if Robinson carries the football.
 

Maybe that's what BB5 is trying to teach Fish...   :yes:
Quote:Maybe that's what BB5 is trying to teach Fish...   :yes:
Sad thing is, i bet you believe Blake knows more about football than Fisch.
Quote:Sad thing is, i bet you believe Blake knows more about football than Fisch.
 

What's sad about that?  I can have my opinion and you can have your OC worship...   :thumbsup:
Quote:Maybe that's what BB5 is trying to teach Fisch.
 

No, Bortles wanted two plays out of the book. I assume they are passing plays.
Quote:What's sad about that?  I can have my opinion and you can have your OC worship...   :thumbsup:
It's sad because of how false it is and that there are people like you in this world.
Quote:No, Bortles wanted two plays out of the book. I assume they are passing plays.
Why assume that?
Quote:It's sad because of how false it is and that there are people like you in this world.
 

LOL!!!  You're cute!  The defender of profession of Journalism and Jaguar Offensive Coordinators.

 

Yes, I am the problem with this world.  

 

But people that make quick snap judgement of other people they don't know...  Those people are the cat's meow, correct?
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