Quote:We so NEED a sarcasm emoticon on here!!!
Why? It's way more fun to make a post and make people wonder if it's sarcasm or not :yes:
Kinda ironic both Winn Dixie and Publix have Snow crab legs on sale for 6.99 and 7.99 respectively per pound this week.
Winston just help them to some free publicity for Snow crab legs.
Quote:No one will hate you for calling Seminole fans or a Seminole fan stupid.
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Speak for yourself there short round.
Quote:Kinda ironic both Winn Dixie and Publix have Snow crab legs on sale for 6.99 and 7.99 respectively per pound this week.
Winston just help them to some free publicity for Snow crab legs.
If Publix had a more localized marketing team, they could have used this situation to create a marketing campaign.
Jameis Winston Endorsed Snow Crab Legs - $7.99 lb
"Hi! I'm Famous Jameis Winston. I don't always look to jeopardize my career, stain the image of Heisman Trophy winners everywhere, humiliate my teammates, the coaching staff and the University as a whole, but when I do look to jeopardize my career, stain the image of Heisman Trophy winners everywhere, humiliate my teammates, the coaching staff and the University as a whole, I make sure that I do it by shoplifting Publix Snow Crab Legs!
Publix Snow Crab Legs, they're worth stealing!"
Quote:"Hi! I'm Famous Jameis Winston. I don't always look to jeopardize my career, stain the image of Heisman Trophy winners everywhere, humiliate my teammates, the coaching staff and the University as a whole, but when I do look to jeopardize my career, stain the image of Heisman Trophy winners everywhere, humiliate my teammates, the coaching staff and the University as a whole, I make sure that I do it by shoplifting Publix Snow Crab Legs!
Publix Snow Crab Legs, they're worth stealing!"
- "And don't forget the butter!"
Quote:You don't hate me!! 
Gator fans are just jealous that no one cares if their lousy football players are breaking the law these days.
"When they're 4 and 8 the back page they rate."
Quote:Gator fans are just jealous that no one cares if their lousy football players are breaking the law these days.
"When they're 4 and 8 the back page they rate."
Can you give me any pointers on how to deal with it?
Quote:If Publix had a more localized marketing team, they could have used this situation to create a marketing campaign.
Jameis Winston Endorsed Snow Crab Legs - $7.99 lb
Publix is a sponsor of FSU. I'm surprised they haven't taken advantage of this situation yet.
Quote:Publix is a sponsor of FSU. I'm surprised they haven't taken advantage of this situation yet.
I'm sure it wouldn't make the grand poobahs at FSU very happy if they decided to run with that!
Quote:Can you give me any pointers on how to deal with it?
The last time FSU was sub .500 was Bowden's first year in 1976, so...no, no I can't. You might wanna check with some fans of The U though.
Quote:Can you give me any pointers on how to deal with it?
Just prepare yourself for another bad year and loss to the Seminoles. Keep your expectations very, very, very low. That should help.
Quote:Just prepare yourself for another bad year and loss to the Seminoles. Keep your expectations very, very, very low. That should help.
It's six months before we play again... Think y'all can keep Jameis out of trouble for that long?
Quote:It's six months before we play again... Think y'all can keep Jameis out of trouble for that long?
I wouldn't bet on it that's for sure.
Quote:I wouldn't bet on it that's for sure.
It's summer cookout season...he might need some burgers! :thumbsup:
Quote:It's summer cookout season...he might need some burgers! :thumbsup:
Hopefully he steals them from the meat case and doesn't try smuggling out boxes of Bubbas in his shorts.
Quote:Hopefully he steals them from the meat case and doesn't try smuggling out boxes of Bubbas in his shorts.
Yes...that might be awkward! Lol
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