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Quote:Nobody cares...its just funny.

 

It would be funny if anyone did it.
 

I'm about ready to start a petition against Old Bay seasoning. I think it's the chemical reaction that happens when Old Bay particles enter the mucus membrane and shorts out receptors that are vital for rational thinking. 

 

Here's the way I think it went down..

 

Jameis was simply minding his own business when shopping for his ill grandmother like any good kid would. You know, chicken noodle soup, maybe some laxatives, nyquil ect.. And when upon entering the Publix establishment, particles of Old Bay seasoning were already wafting through the air because of Publix's strong AC units which can blow from the back of the store to the front. Upon entering Jamies' system, the Old Bay started to already cake the walls of his lungs, quickly soaking into the blood stream and right up into the brain. Forcing Jameis to avoid the soup, laxative and nyquil isles and head directly for the seafood department. Once Jameis received The Precious, he did what any human being would do when under control of Old Bay seasoning and preceded towards the nearest exit without thinking.  
Quote:You never know, he could be listening to Beats Br dre while complaining of how evil the world is now while wearing the new Yeezy's 

 
 

I was always partial to this style/ vibe of rap/ hip hop :yes: 

 

http://youtu.be/-_u-kWkrNxw
Quote:I'm about ready to start a petition against Old Bay seasoning. I think it's the chemical reaction that happens when Old Bay particles enter the mucus membrane and shorts out receptors that are vital for rational thinking. 

 

Here's the way I think it went down..

 

Jameis was simply minding his own business when shopping for his ill grandmother like any good kid would. You know, chicken noodle soup, maybe some laxatives, nyquil ect.. And when upon entering the Publix establishment, particles of Old Bay seasoning were already wafting through the air because of Publix's strong AC units which can blow from the back of the store to the front. Upon entering Jamies' system, the Old Bay started to already cake the walls of his lungs, quickly soaking into the blood stream and right up into the brain. Forcing Jameis to avoid the soup, laxative and nyquil isles and head directly for the seafood department. Once Jameis received The Precious, he did what any human being would do when under control of Old Bay seasoning and preceded towards the nearest exit without thinking.  
 

It's very likely that Old Bay is a pheromone and he couldn't resist it.

 

Fun fact...the ice cream shop at the end of main street at Disney on the right side shoots out the smell of fresh baked waffle cones.  Walk by it next time and you will suddenly feel like you want an ice cream cone.
Quote:In all seriousness? Who really cares anymore? He's already completed his penalties and it's now a dead issue.. I just can't believe how anyone would steal anything with Old Bay on it.. That's what I don't understand.. 
 

 

Quote:riiiiight. Old bay....thats your issue with it all. 

 

You're slick, I'll give ya that. 
 

 

Quote:You're too easy Smile
 

 

You're the one that posted this: 

 

http://jungle.jaguars.com/index.php?/top.../?p=187452
Quote: 

 

TMD made a good point....if this was a Gator qb that did the exact same thing, FSU fans would be saying exactly what Gator fans are.
 

:thanks: 

 

Its true. 
Quote:You're the one that posted this: 

 

http://jungle.jaguars.com/index.php?/top.../?p=187452
 

And I stand by it.. Not like he robbed the Federal Reserve.. 
Quote:And I stand by it.. Not like he robbed the Federal Reserve..



It was just practice...every athlete knows you have to warm up a lot before the big game! :thumbsup:
Quote:It was just practice...every athlete knows you have to warm up a lot before the big game! :thumbsup:
 

I heard the plan is to rob The McCormick Spice Factory.. 
Quote:My IQ has dropped.


It can't go much lower.
Quote:It can't go much lower.
 

That sounds like a challenge. 
Quote:No, I don't own 147 pairs of shoes. 
No, but you wish you did.

 

Quote:I was always partial to this style/ vibe of rap/ hip hop  :yes:

 

http://youtu.be/-_u-kWkrNxw
 
You've got the music all wrong. Song starts at 1:45.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziocaSimyc
Quote:It can't go much lower.
 

Wow, very joke, much funny. 
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