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Quote:I take it you've never put together anything from Ikea...
Just working off of what was fresh in my mind. I just put the grill together Sunday.
Quote:Or the instruction booklet is longer than my college thesis
and written in 12 different languages!!
Yeah, but how long does that have to be? :whistling:
Quote:I am tired of hearing people say, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
No, that is not the definition of insanity.
clinical definition of
Quote:Yeah, but how long does that have to be? :whistling:
Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:
Quote:Yeah, but how long does that have to be? :whistling:
Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.
Quote:clinical definition of
Nope.
Quote:Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.
Tri-fold pamphlet or double? I like the women with the double fold ones; they drink cheap beer.
Quote:Tri-fold pamphlet or double? I like the women with the double fold ones; they drink cheap beer.
Tri-fold women have higher degrees so they're kind of snooty and high maintenance.
Quote:Yeah, but how long does that have to be? :whistling:
I don't like you anymore!!! :verymad:
Quote:Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:
I don't like you anymore either!!! :verymad:
Quote:Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.
You either!!! :verymad:
Quote:You either!!! :verymad:
Would you look at that? Someone has hacked my account again and posted things I would never say. This place just isn't safe anymore.
Quote:Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:
Quote:I don't like you anymore either!!! :verymad:
Quote:Would you look at that? Someone has hacked my account again and posted things I would never say. This place just isn't safe anymore.
What he said ^^^^. Someone hacked my account, bb4....not my fault.
They really need to increase the net security around here :whistling:
Harrumph!!! I don't believe either of you!!
(sigh) Move over Drifter. The dog house just got a little more crowded.
Quote:(sigh) Move over Drifter. The dog house just got a little more crowded.
And now you have to sleep with TMD....somebody's gonna get fleas!! :whistling:
Typical woman.....turn on ya at the drop of a hat, the first time you do something she doesn't like :woot:
:whistling:
I wrote it.
And I ain't skeered neither!
Would you like that upsized?
Did anyone mention those people that ride your rear in the left lane and then when you get over to the right they don't pass you? Those people annoy me.
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