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Paying bills off doesn't count. Or hooking family up.


What is the first thing you would purchase?

A lottery ticket

A House

Some gum.

I have a house and gum...but I don't have a lottery ticket.  I could also use a new frying pan.

Land.

A Crown and Coke. You know, to celebrate getting a million smackers.

 

No seriously, a million bucks ain't what it used to be.

Then what did it used to be?

Quote:I have a house and gum...but I don't have a lottery ticket.  I could also use a new frying pan.

 

My mouth is dry from all of the tequila.  I need some gum.

Quote:Then what did it used to be?

More stoopid. Sheesh you're dum.

I don't drink tequila very often, but when I do, I only drink the wet kind.

You don't know what you're missing.

A dry mouth?

"Hookers and coke"...

 

For a cool $1 million, the first I would buy would be a newwwwwwww car! (Price is Right voice).

souped up Chevy Nova

2 chicks at the same time

Why would you want 2 chicks?  I'll give you mine.

Quote:2 chicks at the same time

A big box of Little Debbie Peanut Butter Bars.

A bigger money clip.