Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad

Board Performance Issues We are aware of performance issues on the board and are working to resolve them! The board may be intermittently unavailable during this time. (May 07) x

The Jungle is self-supported by showing advertisements via Google Adsense.
Please consider disabling your advertisement-blocking plugin on the Jungle to help support the site and let us grow!
We also show significantly less advertisements to registered users, so create your account to benefit from this!

Questions or concerns about this ad? Take a screenshot and comment in the thread. We do value your feedback.

Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad

Sneakers
Veteran
Posts: 4,968
Threads: 18
Joined: Sep 2011
Reputation: 143

#19

12-02-2020, 08:48 PM

(12-02-2020, 11:34 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(12-02-2020, 11:24 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:

Probably a disappointment for anyone volunteering.

(12-02-2020, 11:28 AM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: Solution? Ask the family members of the victim if they want to be on the firing squad.

You'd have 6 hits, none lethal.

6 hits is to many.  Much more fun with just one round.........in a revolver of course.

Spin the cylinder, then.........click.

"Guess it wasn't that one. Let's try again." Click.

"0 for 2. You wanna a cigarette before we try again?" Click

"Wow, I really thought that was the one. Should I spin it again or just pull the trigger?" Click.

"Four in a row! You might make it all the way to 6. Nobody's ever made it to 6 before.  Tell you what, if you make past the next one, you're free to go." Bang.

"Sorry dude, it's a 5 shot revolver."

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Messages In This Thread

Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by The Drifter - 12-01-2020, 07:35 PM

Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by p_rushing - 12-01-2020, 07:43 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by mikesez - 12-01-2020, 09:50 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by americus 2.0 - 12-03-2020, 12:51 AM

homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 12-03-2020, 08:07 AM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by mikesez - 12-03-2020, 09:20 AM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by StroudCrowd1 - 12-01-2020, 09:59 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by NeptuneBeachBum - 12-01-2020, 10:54 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by Senor Fantastico - 12-02-2020, 05:30 AM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by TrivialPursuit - 12-02-2020, 11:07 AM

homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 12-02-2020, 11:11 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by TrivialPursuit - 12-02-2020, 11:14 AM

homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 12-02-2020, 11:16 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by flsprtsgod - 12-02-2020, 11:17 AM

homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 12-02-2020, 11:24 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by TrivialPursuit - 12-02-2020, 11:28 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by flsprtsgod - 12-02-2020, 11:34 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by TrivialPursuit - 12-02-2020, 11:39 AM

RE: homebiscuit - by Sneakers - 12-02-2020, 08:48 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by lastonealive - 12-02-2020, 05:26 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by flsprtsgod - 12-02-2020, 05:57 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by lastonealive - 12-02-2020, 07:53 PM

RE: Justice Department updates rule, clears way for execution by firing squad - by flsprtsgod - 12-02-2020, 10:40 PM

Users browsing this thread:

2 Guest(s)

The Jungle is self-supported by showing advertisements via Google Adsense.
Please consider disabling your advertisement-blocking plugin on the Jungle to help support the site and let us grow!
We also show less advertisements to registered users, so create your account to benefit from this!

Questions or concerns about this ad? Take a screenshot and comment in the thread. We do value your feedback.