"Even FIRE can't harm Gotham Steel!"

I certainly hope not, it's a, um, frying pan.

You ordered one didn’t you?

Um...uh...no.

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All morning I've been waiting for the game to start. Literally, l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y, as kickoff is about to happen, she walks into the room and requests I go outside to look at something on her car. 

She's too old to trade in. Not the car.


Okay, okay, I'm too old to get a newer model.

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All morning I've been waiting for the game to start. Literally, l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y, as kickoff is about to happen, she walks into the room and requests I go outside to look at something on her car. 

She's too old to trade in. Not the car.


Okay, okay, I'm too old to get a newer model.

hahahaha

I know both sides of this coin too well

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All morning I've been waiting for the game to start. Literally, l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y, as kickoff is about to happen, she walks into the room and requests I go outside to look at something on her car. 

She's too old to trade in. Not the car.


Okay, okay, I'm too old to get a newer model.

They're never too old to trade in.  
Not even, of course...….you'll also have to part with a large amount of cash.....….and the house....….and the retirement account...….

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

All morning I've been waiting for the game to start. Literally, l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y, as kickoff is about to happen, she walks into the room and requests I go outside to look at something on her car. 

She's too old to trade in. Not the car.


Okay, okay, I'm too old to get a newer model.

Gotta be careful with that. My ex had a brain fart and traded me in for a younger model and she ended up being [BLEEP] crazy to the nth degree. Married and divorced within a year and he literally had to leave the state and move across the country to get away from her. She was abusive and absolutely nuts. 

At the time I was pretty pissed. Now I'm thankful I don't have to deal with his bipolar acting self. And I don't even mean that as anything against bipolar folks, that's just how he acted.

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When your 3 yr old learns how to say “Alexa”.

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Scrolling through my email on the phone trying to find that one “Unopened’ email.

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This is an old one but, it just blows my mind how many people think "would of" = would've, "should of" = should've, "would of" = would've.

Didn't people go to school?  Good grief.

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This is an old one but, it just blows my mind how many people think "would of" = would've, "should of" = should've, "would of" = would've.

Didn't people go to school?  Good grief.

I find needless repetition annoying.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

This is an old one but, it just blows my mind how many people think "would of" = would've, "should of" = should've, "would of" = would've.

Didn't people go to school?  Good grief.

I find needless repetition annoying.

He could of meant could of.

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I find needless repetition annoying.

He could of meant could of.

Are you saying that would of and would of could of and should of meant could of and should of?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

This is an old one but, it just blows my mind how many people think "would of" = would've, "should of" = should've, "would of" = would've.

Didn't people go to school?  Good grief.

I find needless repetition annoying.

Oh, you mean like the people that do that all the time?

I agree.

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When your 3 yr old learns how to say “Alexa”.

When the radio announcer says "Alexa, order me a pool table"

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Connecting through ATL to go from Tulsa to Austin.

Ugh.

#1stWorldProbz

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Dropping in to say hello to your old pals, and hearing an echo echo echo.

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People who say sorry not sorry
Gym selfies
Pictures on social media of the average dinner you just made
Republicans and democrats arguing over the color of the sky on Facebook
My dad sending fake Facebook articles to me in FB messenger with the comment "Can you believe this!?"
Like dang dad this isn't 1960 not everything that is reported is true smh there was not a 37 ft crocodile found on a beach in Arkansas

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Dropping in to say hello to your old pals, and hearing an echo echo echo.

Sammykins!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dropping in to say hello to your old pals, and hearing an echo echo echo.

Welcome back, Sammy.

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Dropping in to say hello to your old pals, and hearing an echo echo echo.

Because you ran out into the world and then came back here talking crazy ideas, and, and, and just look at you. Get a haircut. And for gawds sake, put on a bra!

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Dropping in to say hello to your old pals, and hearing an echo echo echo.

I'm watching A Touch of Frost, leave me alone.

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